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Let's Retire the Night Vision Scare

A modern and mainstream horror film is guaranteed to attempt the execution of at least one jump scare. Like any other creative endeavor, it’s more or less impossible to come up with an original way of doing this, especially considering the sheer quantity of horror films available today. Some jump scares are so engraved in … Continue reading

Republicans aren't funny.

I work at a fairly popular candy store.  We get a large amount of customers everyday, either browsing, buying, or just requesting free samples.  So it’s safe to say that I see my fair share of people. Today, while packing a box for him, my customer starting checking out our chocolate cigars.  Pure milk chocolate, … Continue reading

Who's In The Village?

Finally, it seems we have some solid information about the new Prisoner TV series that is shooting this year. I first read the news at AICN, though their television reporter wasn’t quite sure if Six Of One was a reliable source. Six of One is the name of the official Prisoner appreciation society (fan club, then) … Continue reading

So You Want to Be an Atheist…

I’m sure by now most of you have read Devin’s article about the fallacies of religious belief.  If you haven’t, why haven’t you?  It’s right here.  Just click it.  You know you want to click it.  It’s so easy. Maybe his reasoning makes sense to you, or maybe you’re simply a member of the Just … Continue reading

The Perfect Flannel

Wow. The Perfect Storm is on TNT tonight and holy shit. This movie is a gigantic land-fill worthy pile of slimy AIDS dicks. Even though, as I’ve pointed out before, Diane Lane is again as fuckable as a nine year old boy (with lube), trapped in a maze inside the Vatican…  But christ, this movie … Continue reading

Crispin Glover…You So Crazy!

So, the other night I was watching David Lynch’s Wild At Heart and was sent into an intense state of inebriated giggles that nearly made me topple off the toilet seat.  The reason I was laughing was due to the batshit-insane cameo appearance by Crispin Glover.  Clad in a Santa Claus suit infested with insects … Continue reading

Nostalgia's a Bitch

I was reading Devin’s article about the new Clone Wars trailer today and I realized that I agreed with him about his feelings towards Star Wars. I haven’t paid any attention to the upcoming movie. Hell, I wasn’t even aware it was this close to coming out. I do have an interest in the upcoming … Continue reading