Adam Fowler

The Perfect Flannel

Wow. The Perfect Storm is on TNT tonight and holy shit. This movie is a gigantic land-fill worthy pile of slimy AIDS dicks. Even though, as I’ve pointed out before, Diane Lane is again as fuckable as a nine year old boy (with lube), trapped in a maze inside the Vatican…  But christ, this movie … Continue reading

My love of all things Diane, mostly.

Hi suckers, Father of the Bride was on some crappy cable movie channel the other day and watching the five minutes of it that I did made me realize something. I am in lust with almost every Diane in Hollywood, or like, three. Daine Lane, even though Untraceable sucked a dryer full of dicks and … Continue reading

Tiny Hands

For the last couple of days I’ve been going back and forth about what my first Chud blog should be about. The adage about getting started being the hardest part is quite true it seems, you want to start off on the right foot, but not sound like a ham-fisted moron. So, last night it … Continue reading