Holy cow! I’m flabbergasted; speechless; at loss for words. My mind is frozen in a traffic jam of disbelief. The smirk across my face feels permanent and the feeling in my guy wants it to last. Was The Happening just about the darn silliest movie I have ever seen, or am I dreaming? Maybe I’m … Continue reading
Society as a whole is a living, breathing machine. There are, however, many little social interactions that make me a little more than peeved. Females throughout the years have gotten the short end of the stick. They have been basically slaves since the beginning of man, taking care of the house work, raising the … Continue reading
It has now been approximately one week since I saw The Incredible Hulk and I can safely say there was nothing particularly memorable about it. Sorry. (Spoilers will follow) A week after watching Iron Man I was still quoting Jeff Bridges and his “box of scraps” line that is screamed in truly delicious Jeff Bridges-like … Continue reading
This doesn’t come from a reliable source, but it’s just too awesome not to pass along. I’ve been getting word now for weeks that Nabisco is testing the hell out of the new Oreo Double Stuff Cakesters. Sure, the original cakesters had something for everyone. Do you like Oreos? Alright, now tell me this: Do … Continue reading
This has absolutely nothing to do with movies, but I’m sure you’ll be fine. I would just like to thank Subway for their $5 foot-long promotion. Being the low man on the Corporate totem pole, as well as the father of an 18 month old, I have absolutely no fucking money. Also, when you consider the … Continue reading
Takeshi Kitano is probably best known Japanese director working today, and one of the most famous Japanese filmmakers in the history of cinema. Kitano has a large following, especially in Europe, and has been receiving art house praise since the very early 90s. Thanks to films such as the poor, clip-show-like Brother and his very successful revision … Continue reading
I lived in England for a year when I was studying abroad. I loved loved loved it. I have been fascinated with Britain since I was a tyke, and living there was truly a dream come true. I love the people, the accents, the weather, the humor, everything. Except, of course, the food. I will … Continue reading
I would like to take a moment to talk about a serious issue that is very near and dear to my heart. It’s a topic that has been debated by the masses for years. Scholars have discussed both sides of the issue in more detail than I could ever fathom, yet their still is no … Continue reading
Hello readers of Chud. My name is Martin. I am a new blogger and I’m here to rock your film world. Well, hopefully. Anyway, let me throw out a thanks to all you who are reading and I hope you will continue to. Please feel free to head over to the forum and give me … Continue reading
My father visited me yesterday. He drove from Tucson to Yellowstone, then over to me in the Twin Cities on the way to visit relatives in Milwaukee. In tow was his wife and other son, his second family, which wasn’t made until I was already an adult, which has always been a little weird, but … Continue reading