For my first post, I wanted to keep it nice and simple. Kind of like a McDonald’s meal. Quick, cheap, and somewhat edible…exiting is a different story. Here’s my super-sized (I mean ‘GO LARGE’) version of a post. Babies. Small. Mushy. Smelly. Occasionally cute. We have many places to enjoy babies. Your own house if … Continue reading
An article about the awkward movie sex scene moments i have shared with my parents.
Normally, I wouldn’t write about something that almost everyone else is writing about; eventually, it all begins to sound the same. But in this case, I’ll make an exception. On Monday afternoon I fell upon the news that Stan Winston had died. As soon as I read the headline on CHUD’s homepage, I just sat … Continue reading
There may be spoilers ahead. I haven’t decided yet. The wife and I saw “The Fall” last night. I read a lot of good things about the film, but it turned out to just be OK. I honestly believe there was a good (perhaps even a pretty good) film in there somewhere, but Tarsem failed … Continue reading
You can say what you want about Lady in the Water (and, by God I know you will). But at least the balls were there in the nutsacks of the people who decided to make the fucking thing. Somehow, in what would only be conceived in some alternate universe, M. Night Shyamalan was given several … Continue reading
Its rare when I can look back on something in my life and realize that a whole aspect of who I currently am stems from a single incident, which is why I tend to cherish memories that remain so vivid in my head that I can attribute aspects of my personality to them. My father … Continue reading
I once joked about being in the Make-A-Wish foundation. Now, being in the foundation or being terminally ill isn’t funny in the slightest but my conversation was. If I had the ability to make one wish — any wish! — and have it come true, my choice would be easy. It would be a hot … Continue reading
Joseph Cotten was one of America’s finest actors and great treasures, appearing in a variety of important films well regarded today, and yet he is so rarely mentioned in conversations about his craft. It’s always been my feeling that Joseph Cotten was a better actor than Orson Welles, his friend with whom he so frequently … Continue reading
There is nothing I hate more than when people exploit tragedies in order to showcase how compassionate or sensitive they can be. Maybe you know the kind of people I’m talking about. I know it might sound like I’m just being a cynical asshole, but I honestly feel like there are people who, maybe subconsciously … Continue reading
I want Mummy 3 to make a heap of money. I want it to succeed in a big way. This has nothing to do with my feelings for the series, any of the cast, nor the crew. I honestly don’t even care if it’s absolute rubbish, so long as it does well. It’s because I’m … Continue reading