Wondering why it has taken so long for the Knight Rider movie to get made and finally knock that lame ass Titanic off the top spot? Fuzzy Wuzzy David Hasselhoff has the answer for you, courtesy of KGET TV 17: the studio didn’t want to have K.I.T.T. talk. "It’s stupid. There’s no film without a … Continue reading
The readers of this site are genius. They make me look dumb as Hell in comparison most of the time, as my knowledge is more geared towards obscure Mos Eisely Cantina patrons and Reb Brown vehicles than who fell in love on the set of Nekromantic and what James Dean’s last words were after "That … Continue reading
We don’t run scoop reviews of upcoming films for fear of liars, people assuming it’s the opinion of CHUD.com, and because we don’t have a readership that does that kind of stuff. Actually, we do, but they usally just email it to Harry Knowles and treat us like the chopped liver we are. That said, … Continue reading
A friend of mine has the theory that Johnny Depp is so hot that he can’t rape someone. Like, if he had been doing the kind of grabassery that Christian Slater was engaged in earlier this week, no one would press charges. I don’t know if that’s true but I do know that the ladies … Continue reading
Wayne Brady, officially the Favorite Negro of Uptight Honkies, is making his feature film debut in the romantic comedy I’m Perfect (dammit, there goes the title of my memoir), alongside Sydney Tamiia Poitier, certainly the only daughter ever named after her dad. I’m Perfect also stars Malcolm Jamal Warner, presumably working for food, and Margaret Cho, … Continue reading
Singer and actress Christina Milian, global superstar from Be Cool, has signed on to appear in Pulse, the latest Hollywood movie to take its cues from an Asian horror film. In Pulse a hacker pirates a wireless signal that opens a doorway for some evil force to come into our world. This whole "horror based … Continue reading
I’ve been working on notes for my review of Howl’s Moving Castle, the new film from Hayao Miyazaki (who brought us Spirited Away) and one of the things I’ve been thinking about is "How many masterpieces does one guy get in a lifetime?" Because Howl’s is another one – a beautiful, sweet, funny and exciting … Continue reading
Teen cutie Camilla Belle has signed on to star in the remake of When a Stranger Calls, a horror film about the dangers of pre-Caller ID life. The original 70s semi-classic starred Carol Kane as a baby sitter who gets threatening phone calls – that are coming from inside the house! Belle will be taking … Continue reading
Woody Allen’s latest movie, Match Point, premiered at Cannes to fairly enthusiastic reviews, reminding us that the fellow may not have lost it after all. Shot in England because it’s cheaper and he can get foreign financing (Europeans see his movies while you philistines go for the seventh viewing of Revenge of the Sith. How … Continue reading
We’re proud to bring you the premiere of the US poster for Cronicas, a thriller that’s been a sensation in Latin America. John Leguizamo is a reporter covering the case of serial rapist when he violates his own ethics to get the story. Cronicas played at Sundance, and many reviewers have said that it will … Continue reading