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Four days ago, Señor Dave del Davis alerted us to the new domestic trailer for Michael Bay’s sci-fi thriller The Island. I gotta say, I’m in a bit of agreement with our resident Dave. Sure, Bay’s films aren’t the pinnacle of thought or substance and they do seem to excede the Hollywood quota for uses … Continue reading


Paul W.S. Anderson is preparing to add yet another title on his résumé of visually stimulating lousy movies with Deathrace 3000 for Paramount. Anderson’s vehicular carnage remake has been in the works for years, but got put on blocks while he was busy slapping around major franchises like Resident Evil and Alien vs. Predator.  Pocket … Continue reading


I think that at this point it’s pretty common knowledge that I am getting positively tumescent with excitement about the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie coming on April 29th. I spent about an hour playing on the website for the film today (, just giddy with excitement. So when I tell you that the … Continue reading


I guess I’m the closest thing CHUD has to the resident Michael Bay apologist. Devin unwaveringly supports Woody Allen, Nick is relentless in defending the collected works of Craig R. Baxley, and I’ll stand by Bay’s aggressively energetic movies as the shamelessly idiotic entertainment they strive to be. Bay seems to be slightly maturing as … Continue reading


In honor of the upcoming St Patrick’s Day, we at are honored to bring you this bit of complete blarney, which has been sent to us by a reader from the Emerald Isle. It’s the latest full of nonsense rumor about the next Indiana Jones movie. Saw something this morning you might find interesting.While … Continue reading


By now you’ve probably heard an awful lot about the Korean film Oldboy. is just one of the many sites pimping this sucker for one simple reason: it’s a great fucking movie. Now it’s coming to these mighty shores in a limited theatrical release, and your chance to watch Chan Wook Park’s masterpiece is … Continue reading


Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 The Pacifier $30,200,000 $30,200,000 1 2 Be Cool $23,500,000 $23,500,000 1 3 Hitch $12,500,000 $138,300,000 4 4 Diary of a Mad Black Woman $12,000,000 $38,000,000 2 5 Million Dollar Baby $8,500,000 $76,900,000 12 6 Constantine $6,000,000 $60,600,000 3 7 Cursed $3,800,000 $15,200,000 2 8 Man of the … Continue reading


I am thinking of making a Robin Williams checklist that you can print out and use whenever he appears in any setting where he can be extemporaneous. It would look something like this: _ Deaf Guy Voice _ Black Guy Voice _ Jewish Guy/Old Guy Voice _ Mexican Guy Voice/Gibberish Spanish _ Gay Guy Voice … Continue reading


The third installment of The Prognosticator,’s look at your movie future, is here. And it’s only two days late! Around these parts that’s a miracle, lemme tell you. As the year gets older, the movies gets better and more interesting, and the month of March has some really solid stuff coming, especially if you’re … Continue reading