csaWayne Brady, officially the Favorite Negro of Uptight Honkies, is making his feature film debut in the romantic comedy I’m Perfect (dammit, there goes the title of my memoir), alongside Sydney Tamiia Poitier, certainly the only daughter ever named after her dad.

I’m Perfect also stars Malcolm Jamal Warner, presumably working for food, and Margaret Cho, presumably working for the devil. And of course it also features the staple of every good romcom, Mister Comedic Romance himself Brad Dourif.

Brady will be playing an advertising exec who is sick of the dating scene, so he compiles a list of the attributes of his perfect woman and goes off on a globe spanning, era hopping search for her and the lost treasure of the Templars.