Hi suckers, Father of the Bride was on some crappy cable movie channel the other day and watching the five minutes of it that I did made me realize something. I am in lust with almost every Diane in Hollywood, or like, three. Daine Lane, even though Untraceable sucked a dryer full of dicks and … Continue reading
Rarely do I ever ponder the idea of Adam Sandler. There was a time when this statement was miles from the truth. When I was a young, impressionable lad, my babysitter played me his tape (yes, cassette tape) of They’re All Gonna Laugh At You and I was hooked. Coming from the New England area, … Continue reading
My mom called to tell me she was seeing Sex and the City later in the week. Even though she thinks it will be horrible. Shit like that makes me love my mom. This neighborhood’s different. It’s like gentrification. Dunno how comfortable I feel in her with all this khaki. My back started tweaking when … Continue reading
Thanks to everyone who has stuck with this article over the past two days. In today’s final part, I’ll be covering the final 3 classic Marx movies. At The Circus (1939) – Jeff Wilson played by Kenny Baker At The Circus was the first attempt at an MGM Marx movie since Irving Thalberg passed away … Continue reading
I made Reality Bites because I absolutely hated one of my kids. The little fucker didn’t want to do anything but smoke reefer, laugh at people, and attach the label “Stupid” onto everything he was too stupid to understand. I bought him everything he ever asked for and he called me a Capitalist. I started … Continue reading
Been watching the new Dirty Harry collection that just came out. So fantastic a set. Lots of cool extras and Best Buy had the cool exclusive file folder from the Scorpio case. Such a geeky thing to have. But I hate when people actually speak to me about Dirty Harry movies and swear to their … Continue reading
SO. I’ve been doing some thinking lately, which is not something I like to do. Just what should this blog be about? I’ve decided (and I am, in this case, the decider) it should be Horror 101. For me. I’m not quite as uneducated in the fake-blood arts as that last sentence might suggest, but I don’t think I’m … Continue reading
THE FALL is proving to be an especially hard film to catch here in sunny, culturally-isolated South Florida. The nearest theater with a print is a good $8-$10 worth of gas away. The Tomatometer rating is way out of whack with the IMDB rating, showing a clear divide between critics and audiences. I did not … Continue reading
When a film strikes a chord deep within you, I’m talking about when it really speaks to you on a profound level, it’s indescribable. Everyone has a film that holds a special place in their heart, regardless of the quality or popularity of it. If it means something to you, that’s all that matters. But … Continue reading
For the last couple of days I’ve been going back and forth about what my first Chud blog should be about. The adage about getting started being the hardest part is quite true it seems, you want to start off on the right foot, but not sound like a ham-fisted moron. So, last night it … Continue reading