Why the Total Lack of Creativity in Screen Names?
Why the Total Lack of Creativity in Screen Names?
Why the Total Lack of Creativity in Screen Names?
Lately I’ve been fantasizing about Gwyneth Paltrow’s poops. It’s not that I want to lie under a glass coffee table and have her squirt out a log from above. No, this fantasy is abnormal. Maybe “fantasy” isn’t the right word. This is more of a movie that keeps playing in my head. Gwyneth just sitting … Continue reading
Oh, man. . . This was a good year. Some of the ones that I cut out were fucking brutal cuts. I’m not usually a fan of “honorable mentions”, but I’m going to have to this year. There are a couple movies I have yet to see. No 2009 film list, as with any list … Continue reading
I see a lot of movies every year. A ton. But this year I’ve decided I don’t see enough movies, so one of my New Year Resolutions was to simply see more. And to write about them. See, that’s the other half of the equation: I see a ton of movies, but I write about … Continue reading
There is a document on my computer, The first page of it reads: Everybody Loves Murder.- 2nd draft.- December 4th 2002 This is the shooting script for what was/is to be my first attempt at making a feature length movie. As we say goodbye to December 2009 it’s still not done. Holy shit, I’m going … Continue reading
Lois Lane becomes Wonder Woman on Smallville.
When Sam Raimi was officially announced as the director of Spider-Man I just about died with delight. It was especially nice coming off the news of Peter Jackson being put on The Lord of the Rings. I naively kind of thought that all my favorite horror directors were going to find their way into the … Continue reading
It’s funny; I have had almost zero emotional reaction to Spider-Man 4 movie news, but when I heard that Raimi was off it, it hit me like a ton of bricks. Why, I wonder? I generally enjoy the series. Loved the first one, liked the second two. But, I don’t think I’ve seen Spider-Man 2 … Continue reading
Daybreakers is a horror/sci-fi mash-up that shows us a world where the vampires have won out over humanity, but the supply of human beings that they keep in order to harvest the blood they need has dwindled to dangerous levels. Blood-starved monster vamps hide away in the sewers, making the occasional home invasion, while the … Continue reading
Look man, I am not hating on you… really!! I still do like the totality of your work. George Michael was the most endearing kid on a sitcom in years. You made falling for your cousin into something sweet and endearing, rather than gross and creepy. Superbad was inspired. Even if you were skirting the … Continue reading