So I just now figured out that you can watch TV episodes online. Duh. I’m sure all of you have been doing this for months or years now, and I discovered it last week. Lame. The thing is that I don’t have cable. My best friend/roomie Emily and I decided when we moved in here … Continue reading
There are a number of actors I’d like to see on the silver screen again simply because of their untapped talent. But there are others who deserve to be looked upon in a new light because of their screen presence. Whether or not their acting is up to par is not the point; sometimes, presence … Continue reading
Friends, the long national nightmare is over. Let me tell you a secret: I steal internet. It’s not because I don’t want to spend the money. It’s because my apartment’s phone jacks are all silly and it would take a lot of phone calling and money to fix them. It’s something that must be fixed … Continue reading
A breakdown of Hell Ride's *actual* run-time.
Louis Malle, François Truffaut, Robert Altman, and Tim Burton came over to my house one time and we all started talking about this new guy, Wes Anderson. The general consensus was, we were sick and tired of getting ripped off by his goofy “style”. One of us came up with the idea that we should … Continue reading
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Brokencyde, a screamo/gangsta/crunk outfit hailing from ‘Albucrazy’ New Mexico. I knew I fucking hated Albuquerque for a reason. Now I know what it is. This shit is so rotten that if someone put these guys in a movie I’d assume it was cheap, unfunny satire. This is the worst … Continue reading
I’m on my way back from a week of game-related events- two long trips to places far away from home to play video games and hang out with journalists from around the world. I got extensive playtime with two games that are months away from release, flying and sleeping and drinking on someone else’s tab. … Continue reading
What is it about mediocre food that is so comforting after a late night of drinking, debauchery, and “I swear I’m cool, I’ve been drinking water for 20 minutes” driving? Maybe it’s just that our standards are lowered at this stage, and similar to ‘beer goggles’ (or as I like to call it “non-selective vision … Continue reading
A look at a special kind of movie ending…
If you look at the top ten films of all time (aka the best of Sam Strange), six of them will be Star Wars films. This historical series has changed the life of every man, woman, man-child, child, and child-child who have come across its middle school charms, high school themes, and technical school wizardry. … Continue reading