One thing I missed while living in Japan was being able to switch the TV on late at night and catch some random old picture I otherwise wouldn’t have watched. Switching on the TV late at night in Japan, you were likely to only get television shows trying to teach you Italian. If it was … Continue reading
A little photo-journal of the short film I just wrapped.
soybomb43: The first black presidentsoybomb43: dances like a white guytails or tague: well.tails or tague: rick astley sings like a black guy.tails or tague: even exchange.
I’ve developed a newfound appreciation for Mickey Rourke over the past couple of years. Now I finally understand why he was once referred to as the next Marlon Brando. There’s just something about his acting abilities that seem otherworldly. He oozes machismo and intensity, but also hides a vulnerability that would make Tom Hanks jealous. … Continue reading
I’m not going to write about The Clone Wars. Not because George Lucas bullied me into an embargo. Lucas hasn’t bullied me into doing anything other than get the hell off his lawn, and that wasn’t so much him as the X-Wing patch-wearing security guards he has posted all over those Rodian-green hillocks. And it’s … Continue reading
A Nice Hard Slap – Olympic Eating Habits. Michael Phelps eats 600 steaks, 350 eggs, 200 onions, 18 pounds of crayfish, 5 live hot dogs, 3 Fun Dips, and a Funyun a day and still manages to be svelte and fierce and able to make exaggerated faces when his swimming friends win awards. He is … Continue reading
I’m sorry to say, oh my loyal readers (all two of you), that I am a liar. In my half-assed little blogger bio I stated: “He’s (Gabe) written for DVDActive.com for almost four years now, and racked up over 300 reviews, but still hasn’t managed anything worthy of linking in wikipedia.com.” It turns out that … Continue reading
What a piece of shit. Chronologically speaking, it’s the first movie in the Bond series I can say that about, although sadly it will not be the last. The big difference between this and the four previous films is that their plotlines were at least set within the realm of the possible, even at times … Continue reading
Kids go to school to learn shit. And the number one lesson I can think of is don’t fuck with Tom Berenger. Obviously the American government agrees, otherwise they wouldn’t have funded half this film under the banner: Operation Grow Balls on Young Brains. Tom Berenger is an actor who never really achieved the action … Continue reading
A Nice Hard Slap – What Condition Our Conditioning Is In. It’s amazing how easy it is to get swept up into the cultural shifts happening around us without even noticing. Many of them make life easier but a bunch complicate things to the point of lunacy but still we go with the flow. When … Continue reading