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THE STEADY LEAK RELOADED #1

Comment on the MB Leak Thread – Send a Feedback Letter – Leave a Voice Mail @ 678-827-0940 The Set Up. Come one and all to the Steady Leak, my signature column that has been manhandled, prodded, and inserted into more nubile bodies than the Pope’s flaccid carpaccio. It’s been over a year since I … Continue reading

LIFE AFTER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

Zac Efron. Mr. Heartthrob. Mr. High School Musical. Mr. "Bet On It". Disney-preened and polished to a sheen impervious to even the most fiery darts of teen scandal: apparently, the kid’s girlfriend showed up all naked and exposed by way of leaked camera phone(?) stills, and if he didn’t do it, who did!? It’s the … Continue reading

HELLBOY II STARTS A-TEASIN’

We’re still an agonizing eight months away from the theatrical release of Hellboy II: The Golden Army, but the kind and gentle folk at Universal Pictures have decided to give you an early look at some of your favorite characters from the first film. And they’ve kicked things off with the lovely Selma Blair as … Continue reading

SCREENING: JUNO

Everyone I know who has seen Juno [Russ’s Review] say it’s a very special movie. Unanimously. That some of these folks aren’t big fans of Jason Reitman’s excellent Thank You for Smoking scares me a little but not enough not to have any lack of faith with the filmmaker’s follow-up. A great cast [though the … Continue reading

G.I. JOE SCREENWRITER TRIES TO SAVE THE WORLD

I doubt Stuart Beattie enjoys being referred to as "G.I. Joe Screenwriter", but for the amount of coin he’s pulling down to re-imagine the toy line as a "Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity", Mr. Seven Figures can take a little ribbing. Like many screenwriters who fatten their bank accounts on studio junk, Beattie is apparently … Continue reading

LIEV LOVES TO MAMBO

Back in June, Jeremy assumed that the script for Reposession Mambo was pretty alright; it had, after all, helped get Jude Law and Forest Whitaker on the line. But the film’s summer start date has come and gone, and now the project is staring down the barrel of 2009. Assuming it can see even an … Continue reading

CREEPY CHILDREN, NEW TRAILER

Looking at this new US trailer for The Orphanage a second and third time, I’m happy to say that while there are at least half a dozen shots in there that give things away, no one is going to know what they are without having seen the film. (Except for you frame by framers. If … Continue reading

JOE NAMATH COULD JUST KISS JAKE GYLLENHAAL

Say what you like about Jake Gyllenhaal’s acting chops, but the dude is fit. So fit in fact, ex-Jets Quarterback and 70’s product schiller THE Broadway Joe Namath has given the greenlight to a cinematic biography potentially starring the brother o’ Maggie himself– thanks in part to ol’ Joe feeling that Jake measures up to … Continue reading