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TANNER HALL GETS A REPRIEVE

Back when UPN and The WB joined forces to make The Next Big NetworkThat Nobody Watches (or The CW, as the kids call it), a few shows got the axe before they ever saw the light of day.  One was Tanner Hall, originally set to air on UPN and then be subsequently cancelled, because, well, … Continue reading

TRACHTENBERG IS DOWNRIGHT INCESTUOUS

Does the sound of Michelle Trachtenberg trying to fuck her father (Matthew Perry) as a seventeen-year-old boy (Zac Efron) get you hot? What’s that? You’d just prefer the sight of Trachtenberg performing lazy, heroin-fueled sex with Perry in a dingy motel room off of Route 6 in Freemont, Ohio? Me too. Sadly, this is not … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE’S BOX OFFICE WRAP – 11/30/07

Product Ducats Dollar Dead Presidents 1 Enchanted $17,023,000 (-50.6%) $4,563 $70,620,000 2 This Christmas $8,400,000 (-53.2%) $4,520 $36,891,000 3 Beowulf $7,882,000 (-52.3%) $2,425 $68,613,000 4 Awake $6,011,000 $3,002 $6,011,000 5 Hitman $5,800,000 (-56.0%) $2,350 $30,204,000 6 Fred Claus $5,500,000 (-48.0%) $1,608 $59,783,000 7 August Rush $5,150,000 (-45.3%) $2,229 $20,354,000 8 No Country for Old Men … Continue reading

SMAUG GETS IN YOUR EYES

It’s feeling a bit rumory on the internet these days. The latest to come down the pike arrives thanks to MarketSaw – a blog I never heard of before this week when they broke a picture of an Avatar alien apparently legit enough to force Fox lawyers to send out cease and desist letters – … Continue reading

HOW BIG IS CHRISTIAN BALE’S PART?

Last week Harry Knowles and I both learned that Christian Bale would be in Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. Harry’s source told him that Bale would be playing John Connor, while mine wasn’t so sure. Harry has assured me that his source is 100% ironclad reliable and certain, so I take the guy’s word that … Continue reading