So internet connections have been problematic here. As you could have guessed from my magical two week absence. And it bugs me. The things I’ve missed out on since not having television access are staggering. Even worse was the lack of internet. A few things I missed: Madonna and Guy Ritchie splitting (something I would … Continue reading
I saw “Get Smart” not long ago, and was surprised to find that it was enjoyable and not terrible enough to make me regret paying to see it in a theater. Granted, it was a $5 early morning showing. Though Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway got all the press, one of the main reasons I … Continue reading
Rob Zombie’s underrated Halloween remake gets a new set with a four and a half hour long documentary and cover art that looks like it was put together in four and a half minutes.
HELL is over the CENTER OFTHE EARTH. Eddie Murphy flopped so hard, Mr.T clinched up his buttcheeks and ripped his dick off.
Head on over to FoxSearchlight.com to check out the new naughty trailer for Choke.
Mohr is More! Color me surprised to discover how quickly one’s perception can change about a performer based on just a few seemingly innocuous factors. Or even one. Case in point: SNL alum, best-selling author, television and radio personality, and actor Mr. Jay Mohr. I’ve never hated the guy but found him to be nowhere … Continue reading
Stupidity has run rampant in our country. Even our great president is kind of a knucklehead. I find this to be a very tragic turn of events. Not because I feel sorry for us smart people, but because I know how bad is sucks to be stupid. I got hit in the head once. It … Continue reading
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. And no, I am not speaking about the abysmal movie Eddie with Whoopi Goldberg. Ugh, that just sent shivers down my spine. No, instead I speak about the abysmal movie career choice/choices that Eddie Murphy has chosen in this lifetime. What happened to our ‘heh heh heh’ guy? Oh right, Beverly Hills … Continue reading
These aren’t as good as the original, but they’ll do.
A word of warning at the start. These impressions of L: Change The World contain some spoilers regarding the plot of the second Death Note film, The Last Name. I don’t normally give a hoot about spoilers and especially not when it concerns goofy stuff like this, but I think the second film is yet … Continue reading