If John McCain wins in November, blame Hillary Clinton and her supporters and delegates. As the Democratic National Convention rumbles to life in Denver, the schism in the party dominates the news coverage, painting the way every moment will be perceived. Some of this is the media. They need a good story, and Obama being … Continue reading
The release of Death Race this past weekend got me to thinking a few things. First, fuck them for remaking it. Second, fuck them for remaking it with Statham and McShane, not to mention Joan Allen, cause now I’m probably going to see it. On Netflix, mind you, but still. The next thing I got … Continue reading
For those who are not familiar with my previous Chud writings, in addition to my game reviews for MCP, I wrote the weekly column Random Setting. Originally it was a column for off-beat news stories, undeserving of a full-fledged column, but interesting enough to warrant mention (and often ripe for offensive lampoon). After some intitial … Continue reading
Two guys line up for a movie and lives are changed.
The House Bunny cleans up (whilst wearing a rather saucy outfit), but Tropic Thunder still gets on top of Bunny. Whilst in the living room. While Death Race watches. It’s very saucy. And a bit randy. Randy “Macho Man” Savage.
This particular Bond film is something of a guilty pleasure for me, because I find it to be lots of fun even though it admittedly has problems. Lots of problems. In a nutshell, the tone of the movie veers too much into silliness, especially when compared to its immediate predecessor. The storyline can be hard … Continue reading
Ever since seeing “The Dark Knight,” I have been shying away from revisiting the Tim Burton “Batman” films. Partly because the new movies are so good, it would almost seem blasphemous to go back to how things were before. And besides, how well could those old clunkers ever hold up now? But then, I thought … Continue reading
A lot of people think Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (B:Ev.S) is just another dumb action movie. Wrong! B:Ev.S is an action movie yes, but it is so much more: a sequel to Assassins, an entry to the Batman franchise, the third Charlie’s Angles movie, and a prequel to the Kill Bill series. Young Assassin from … Continue reading
A new Land of the Lost picture reveals Enik.