Brandon Marcus

My Favorite Music of 2008.

After MUCH begging from my adoring fans*, I have finally compiled a brief list of my favorite music of the year.  I know that everyone does this and these opinions don’t mean jack shit.  However, this is my blog and I can write about anything I damn well want.    Maybe I’ll write about Michael Keaton … Continue reading

Bad Music Videos: Whatzupwitu

 Whatzupwitu – Eddie Murphy feat. Michael JacksonLink to the video! Okay, I’m at a loss.  There are some things in this world that are so full of beauty and life.  A newborn child laughing for the first time, a young couple being married, a baby velociraptor being born in front of Sam Neil’s eyes.  These … Continue reading

So, Danny Boyle is the greatest ever.

I feel vindicated.  My favorite director is finally getting the respect he deserves. Mr. Danny Boyle’s latest film, the incredible Slumdog Millionaire is taking everyone by storm.  The movie is fantastic, a kinetic, awe-inspiring love story that is unlike anything else in theaters.  It’s truly, truly impressive. Of course, I’ve said this about all of … Continue reading

Joe The Plumber is a true American Hero!

Joe The Plumber has a website, ladies and gentlemen.Click me…unless you’re a socialist. Fifteen minutes of fame?  How about fifteen years?  Joe The Plumber is here to stay, America!  And he’s just going to keep on doing what he’s been doing!  That’s right, he’s going to…wait, what does he do?  Isn’t this quest for celebrity … Continue reading

Egg Crate!

There are certain days when I feel older than I did the day before.  It’s not a bad thing necessarily, just odd.  Yesterday, I made one of my most exciting purchases of the year (aside from my iPhone of course).  I headed into Bed, Bath and Beyond and bought an egg crate mattress.  A little … Continue reading

Bad Music Videos: Come With Me

Come With Me – Puff Daddy feat. Jimmy Page Link to video! Since someone needs to be rummaging through the bowels of music video history it should be me.  I have nothing better to do with my time, right?  So I will take the time to re-watch old videos and review them respectfully (just kidding, … Continue reading

I Never Want to Die.

October has started so let’s talk about something scary. Fire season has started here in Southern California.  Currently, there are a couple burning nearly 20 miles from my apartment.  While I’m fine and dandy, two people have died and a bunch of houses are no longer with us.  It’s a damn shame.  There is nothing … Continue reading

Goddammit John McCain

Okay, John McCain is now fucking around with my money. The first presidential debate, scheduled for tomorrow night, is now in limbo since Senator McCain decided that he would finally address the financial crisis.  So while he’s busy rolling up his sleeves and barking out orders in Washington (i.e. taking photos with the president, sending … Continue reading