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THE CHEWER COLUMN #41

Holy shit, this column DIDN’T go on a two-month break again! In case some of you folks haven’t been aware, Creature Corner has been reanimated in a big way. Brit deity Dan Whitehead has taken over the reins and is slowly but surely guiding that bitch back to a level of greatness. Expect more cooler … Continue reading

CONTEST: FIRECRACKER!

***Update***It’s official, we will partner with these guys for all the cities having the screening, so people in Boston, Atlanta, Detroit, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Austin, Houston, San Francisco, and Seattle all pip ein with your entries and who knows what may happen? Make sure to specify what city. Also, I’ve been asked to forward these … Continue reading

CONTEST: FIRECRACKER!

***Update*** It’s official, we will partner with these guys for all the cities having the screening, so people in Boston, Atlanta, Detroit, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Austin, Houston, San Francisco, and Seattle all pip ein with your entries and who knows what may happen? Make sure to specify what city. Also, I’ve been asked to forward … Continue reading

RAIDERS OF THE SUB-CONTINENT

Is movement on a new Indiana Jones film happening? And was it because of all the prunes he ate in the nursing home? Indiana Jones IV (that stands for how they feed the old bastard now – seriously, I have a million of these and I’m not afraid to use them) has been what Dave … Continue reading

GOB BLUTH GETS WET

Break out, Will Arnett! You can do it! Arnett, one of the funniest things about the incredibly funny Arrested Development (I had to keep pausing tonight’s episode because of “ANALRAPIST” and Bob Loblaw. I just laughed and laughed and laughed), is slowly making himself a movie career. Or at the very least he’s digging out … Continue reading

CURIOUS GEORGE ENRAGES CHRISTIANS

What’s this monkey so curious about, huh? And what’s that damn yellow hat signify? (The site http://www.gaycityusa.com/HANKYCODES.htm would seem seem to tell us that, depending on what color you read that hat as, The Man in the Yellow Hat may be into piss, be a drooler, or have an 8 inch cock. I wonder if … Continue reading

FLETCH WON, KEVIN SMITH LOST

Producer David List said it, and Kevin Smith has confirmed it – Silent Bob is off of Fletch Won. List, weirdly breaking the news on an IMDB message board (I didn’t believe it at first, but as I said, Smith has confirmed), claims that the split was friendly, and that it all came down to … Continue reading

THOR’S COMIC COLUMN

Since it’s the Halloween season, each edition of Thor’s Comic Column in October will feature at least one comic with a horror theme.  Enjoy! First Look: Niles Gives Good Zombie in “Batman: Gotham County Line” By Russell Paulette I hope the headline didn’t spoil the first issue ending, here—but let’s be honest.  You heard Steve … Continue reading

HOWDY, JOSS

I find myself in a weird position this morning. It seems that my editorial from last night about the box office take of Serenity (and I think it’s important to stress here that it’s an editorial, an opinion piece) has attracted the attention of no less a luminary than Joss Whedon himself. This is sort … Continue reading