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THIS WRECKING CREW DOES NOT HATE THOR

When someone told me there was going to be a Wrecking Crew movie, I got excited and hoped Gus Van Sant would direct. I mean, the only thing gayer than professional wrestling was this group of sweaty, bulging Thor foes. Turns out this is a baseball team, though. Still, don’t baseball dudes always pat each … Continue reading

SONY FINDS NO COMEDY IN THE MUSLIM WORLD

I don’t find it surprising that Albert Brooks has a hard time getting his movies out there. I mean, they’re funny and smart and don’t include barely closeted bald musclemen interacting with ducks – why would America want to bother with them? But I do find it surprising that an Albert Brooks movie would have … Continue reading

HAIRSPRAY NOW SET TO SUCK

I am not a huge fan of the Broadway production of John Waters’ Hairspray (I’m not a huge fan of the original movie either), but I do like the resurgence of the movie musical, so I had my fingers crossed for the results of the big leap back to film when the musical becomes a … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 9.29.05

I’ve started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it’ll be because you’re an astute fan of movies. I’m not going to make it easy and it’s going to be from something I either like or find it fun to put on the … Continue reading

REVIEW: SERENITY (DEVIN’S TAKE)

This review contains fairly large spoilers. Check out Nick’s spoiler-free review here. There are going to be those who will say that my long held belief that Joss Whedon’s Serenity will not do that well at the box is coloring my review of that film. All I can say is that it’s not, and that … Continue reading

SCREENING: DOOM

A note to readers in screening cities:As I spent the better part of four hours today going through envelopes sent in from various cities, the realization sunk in for the millionth time in the past several years. This needs to change.When I was the guy supplying the envelopes and stamps and hours to get the … Continue reading