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CONTEST: STAY ALIVE (DVD)

Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother, you’ll probably be this film. Actually, no. You will not. That said, you can win this DVD and that’s almost as good or even better, depending on how you feel about Frankie Muniz as a character named Swink Sylvania. Swink Sylvania. Stay Alive is the latest … Continue reading

BOOK REVIEW: BAD TWIN

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!PUBLISHER: HyperionMSRP: $21.95PAGES: 272 I’m not really interested in the meta of Lost. The creators have diversified from the serial television story to include a meta-game called The Lost Experience which seems to fascinate people as much, if not more, than Microsoft’s successful ilovebees promotion for Halo 2. The trouble … Continue reading

ZOMBIE AUTHOR PLAGUE CONTINUES

JRR Tolkien may have diminished to the West, but he remains Galadriel. Now, 275 years after his death, a new Middle Earth book, written by JRR himself, is coming out. I like to imagine L Ron Hubbard and VC Andrews welcoming the old man into the Posthumous Authors Club together. The book will be The … Continue reading

BLASPHEMY: THE MOTION PICTURE

What if God and the Devil came to Earth and wooed a woman? That’s the premise of God, the Devil and Lucy, wherein Yaweh and Lucifer get tired of duking it out for human souls and decide that whoever can land Lucy will be declared the winner. The only rule is that they have to … Continue reading

NOW THAT DARFUR IS SAVED…

Last week George Clooney used his movie star fame and good looks to get a meeting with the folks at the UN, hoping to make them pay attention to the genocide in Darfur. Now that he’s solved that problem, George is heading back to the director’s chair for Leatherheads, a romantic comedy set against the … Continue reading