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THOR’S COMIC COLUMN

“The Lone Ranger” Rides Back With Great First Issue By Mark Wheaton “The stump…you cut the tree down to build the house.  It doesn’t mean you don’t miss the shade.” Full disclosure: When people talk about their childhood things – “G.I. Joe” toys, the kind of Underoos they favored or, most specifically, the lunchbox they … Continue reading

CLASH OF THE TARTANS!

Phone | Whispering Corridors | A Snake of June | Memento Mori | Face | Koma | Vital | Doppelgänger | The Hillside Strangler | Suspicious River | The Coast Guard | Hoover Street Revival | Sorum | Bush’s Brain | R-Point | Wishing Stairs | Marebito | Pray | Another Public Enemy | Acacia … Continue reading

MAC MAN JUSTIN LONG CAST AS ROBIN!

Despite Christopher Nolan’s claims to the contrary, we have learned from a trusted source that Justin Long, star of Accepted and the ubiquitous Apple Computer commercials, has been cast a Robin the Boy Wonder in The Dark Knight. Our scooper has also given us Long’s audition footage. Click here to watch it until Warner Bros … Continue reading

NOT BAD FOR A JEW-HATING DRUNK

When Mel Gibson got arrested for drunk driving this summer and it was revealed that he was on to the Zionist conspiracy to start all wars, lots of rumors swirled around his new movie, Apocalypto, which stars non-actors and is filmed in some language Cortez wiped out. Would Disney sell the movie off? Would they … Continue reading

REVIEW: LAST KISS, THE

Is this really what people my age are like? Are they as grimly dull and mopey as the characters in The Last Kiss, the movie that takes the shine off Zach Braff’s Garden State? The film follows a quartet of morose motherfuckers who are having some kind of 2/5ths life crisis about their various relationships. … Continue reading

FESTIVAL REVIEW: DEATH OF A PRESIDENT

UKGabriel Range In my initial notes, I called Death of a President the scam of the festival. After some reflection, that’s probably too harsh. But it is a waste of a perfectly good controversy, and another blow for the politcally aware audience which wants more films like Fog of War and less of Michael Moore’s … Continue reading

WHY IS EVERYBODY HUGGING?

I wonder how many times John Cameron Mitchell will have to answer a variation of “If you’re going to have real sex in a movie, why don’t you have real violence?” when he does press for his excellent new film Shortbus? It’ll probably come up in most interviews, and I can’t decide if it reflects … Continue reading

REVIEW: GROOMSMEN, THE

Edward Burns is a guy I cannot help but respect and appreciate. The Brothers McMullen was a great little debut and though it tread similar turf I feel She’s the One is a special comedy I can watch any time thanks to the chemistry of Burns, Mike McGlone and John Mahoney. His subsequent works have … Continue reading