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QUEST FOR FRANCHISE

I was born at just the right time for Jonny Quest to have absolutely no impact on my childhood. According to Wikipedia, the show’s Saturday morning reruns ceased airing in 1972, while The New Adventures of Jonny Quest didn’t debut until 1986, at which point I was thirteen-years-old and habitually waking up to the work … Continue reading

NYC AREA CHEWERS- FREE SCREENING!

"Hey, what’s that Creature Corner guy doing writing about a comedy?"Well, since Devin picked up and left the East Coast for the sunny, Armenian-packed land of milk and honey known as LA, Chud has been without a NYC base. I’m the last bastion of hope for all you New Yorkers. Apologies in advance.But I come … Continue reading

JOAN ALLEN PUTS HER REPUTATION ON THE STARTING LINE

Paul Bartel’s original Death Race 2000 is a full-blown non-guilty pleasure. It’s a fantastically fun movie with satire that’s cheap but biting and a memorable bunch of setpieces despite a budget that makes Dungeon Seige‘s craft service pockets look deep. Paul W.S. Anderson’s remake promises to be something significantly smaller. It already sounds terminally calculated: … Continue reading

YOU THINK CARLA GUGINO LIKES PINBALL?

Here’s a Zack Snyder casting choice every libidinous geek can get behind: Carla Gugino has been announced as the female form behind the original Silk Spectre, Sally Jupiter. Like several other actors in the film, Gugino will be aged to appear both younger and older for scenes taking place at different points on Watchmen‘s timeline. … Continue reading

J.J. ABRAMS HOPES YOU”RE THRILLED WITH SECRECY

Ah, the accelerated cycle of Web buzz. For J.J. Abrams’ Cloverfield/1-18-08, we’ve gone from excitement at the initial trailer to intrigue regarding the follow-up viral marketing to frustration backlash at the apparent aimlessness of said viral marketing to backlash against that backlash as people write off the frustration as geek loathing since we’re supposedly now … Continue reading