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BOOK REVIEW: CROOKED LITTLE VEIN

Publisher: William MorrowPages: 280Buy from Amazon! Author Website Why the hell didn’t we get A-Game Ellis with his prose debut? This is just barely his B-Game. Warren Ellis is one of my favorite writers, and Transmetropolitian, flaws and all, is one of my top five comic series ever. I just wanted to get that out … Continue reading

BOOK OF STUPID

I’m all for cute, conflated credits that brand particular aesthetics like "The Coen Brothers" or "ZAZ", but what in the hell have the horrendously untalented Cormac and Marianne Wibberley done to deserve the official, WGA-approved appellation, "The Wibberleys"? Unless it’s intended as a Mr. Yuck warning to more attentive filmgoers, this is nothing more than … Continue reading

FOR NO GOOD REASON: NO MORE EXITS

Brought to you by Slusho, the fictitious product you’d like to bore into J.J. Abrams’s head Regarding Henry-style. Farewell to Beauty "In [L’Avventura] Antonioni stands quite apart from the Italian neorealists. He does not try to show life "as it is" but as he sees it. In the sense that his films are intensely personal … Continue reading

REVIEW: HOT ROD

You need to see Hot Rod just so you can say you were on the Danny McBride bandwagon a year early. 2008 is going to be this guy’s year, as he has an incredible supporting role in Pineapple Express, almost stealing the whole movie from Seth Rogen and James Franco, and Paramount Vantage is going … Continue reading

BLUNDERWORLD: DEVOLUTION

Look, I understand Live Free or Die Hard is doing well and may, in fact, go on to be the biggest earner of the franchise. I get that. But are people really chalking this up to the sterling direction of Len Wiseman? Did they take his name off the embarrassingly bad Underworld flicks? The answer … Continue reading

STEADY LEAK: THE ONE TRUE BATMAN

My review of the entire Batman film series.Devin’s infamous review of Batman Begins.A link to a site about goats. Just because. It bothered me then and it bothers me now. The quintessential Batman on film argument on which is the movie which best represents the comic book character. We’re in the wake of the San … Continue reading

RYAN REYNOLDS IS ON CLOUD NINE

Here’s what I know after watching the trailer for the new Ryan Reynolds’ movie The Nines: It’s like The Number 23, but only thirty-nine percent as much. At no point is there a reference to a German girl being raped. So I’m going to have to subtract two stars up front… Hope Davis does creepy … Continue reading