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UNCERTAINTY HOUNDS GORDON-LEVITT

In 2001, Scott McGehee and David Siegel went from being two audaciously talented indie filmmakers to a couple of above-average stylists. We know this to be fact because no one throws down for The Deep End anymore unless they’re closing out the easy-to-make case for Tilda Swinton as a great actress. As for Suture, it’s … Continue reading

REVIEW: STARDUST

I hope Alan Moore goes to see Stardust. His work has never been treated with such reverence as Matthew Vaughn shows Neil Gaiman, but the film instills hope that it might be. Whether or not Moore buys a ticket, you definitely should. Not to make the point too directly, but it’s a wonderful piece of … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE’S BO WRAP – 8/10/07

Tittles Gross-out Pube Screen All the way Total 1 Tush Hour 3 $50,240,000 $13,298 $50,240,000 2 The Horny Ultimatum $33,670,000 (-51.4%) $9,134 $132,343,000 3 The Simpsons Dirty Movie $11,125,000 (-55.7%) $3,132 $152,237,000 4 Starbust $9,011,000 $3,547 $9,011,000 5 Dirty Dog $6,456,000 (-44.3%) $2,142 $24,747,000 6 Hairspray (the parody version of this… too X rated) $6,370,000 … Continue reading

THE DARK KNIGHT LOVES CHI-TOWN

We should have seen this coming. I mean, really. It’s just that Wizard World Chicago, once the biggest comic book convention after San Diego, doesn’t seem to matter so much anymore, even if it is technically still second in line. But with The Dark Knight doing a bunch of location shooting in Chicago, it makes … Continue reading

GI JOKE?

If you own or loved the issue to the right, then you are a soulmate of mine [and probably someone who appreciated the Deadpool homage]. If issues #26 and #27, which revealed the origins of Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow and their Hard and Soft Masters and whatnot, are pivotal comic book experiences for you… We … Continue reading

REVIEW: SKINWALKERS

There’s nothing wrong with the dreadful Skinwalkers that couldn’t be fixed, which is why I hate it so much. I knew it was headed in the wrong direction when Cronenberg was no longer listed as an executive producer, and never did have faith that Jason Behr could project depth beyond his shaving commercial stubble to … Continue reading