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RUNNING SCARED OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

When I first heard of Crossing Over, I wondered why anyone thought a feature-length film about communicating with the dead would work. About two milliseconds later when I actually read the description of it, I thought the border/immigration drama starring Harrison Ford, Ray Liotta, and Sean Penn would be notable given the convenient rehashing of … Continue reading

A GUIDE TO BEATING UP YOUR SAINTS

Hi, I’m Devin Faraci, and I’m the guy who is always saying how good an actor Channing Tatum could be if he was given the right roles, despite his Tiger Beat image. This kid is the goods*. Now Tatum is reteaming with the director who got the most out of him, Dito Montiel. Dito wrote … Continue reading

RIDLEY SCOTT DOES NOT PASS GO

As Sir Ridley Scott gets older, he attaches himself to more and more projects, including ones that are quite simply ludicrous, like a movie version of Monopoly. Recently Scott sat down with the LA Times to talk about his current projects, and the subject of the Monopoly movie came up. Monopoly is still the most … Continue reading

MAN OF STEEL: MULTIPLE BAD GUY EDITION?

With all of the recent furor over the Batman films on the boards, I’ve seen oft-regurgitated slams on the Schumacher films for being so overtly gay and non-serious. But I just don’t see the complaints as much when it comes to what Bryan Singer did with Superman Returns. After all, he turned the franchise relaunch … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE’S BO WRAP UP 8/3/07

A joke about the film’s title Weekended Gross Per Screen Total 1 The Bourne Ultimatum $70,181,000 $19,175 $70,181,000 2 The Simpsons Movie $25,600,000 (-65.4%) $6,520 $128,550,000 3 Underdog $3,985 $12,009,000 4 I Now Pronounce You Bruce and Bruce $10,528,000 (-45.0%) $3,200 $91,697,000 5 Hairspray $9,325,000 (-41.4%) $2,993 $78,954,000 6 Harry Potter and the Order of … Continue reading

IS HANKS BURNIN’ FOR DARABONT?

Though I think Ray Bradbury’s The Martian Chronicles is much more relevant to the state of the world today in terms of story and theme, I’ll gladly take a Fahrenheit 451 written and directed by Frank Darabont. I read Darabont’s adaptation several years ago (when Mel Gibson was set to star), and felt it was … Continue reading