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GUILLERMO IS NO HATER OF NEW PROJECTS

Real talk: To how many projects can one man be attached? Even a man as big, giving and energetic as Guillermo del Toro? It seems like every week adds another movie to his list; the guy’s calendar must be booked through 2017. The latest film to supposedly attract GDT’s interest as a director is Haters, … Continue reading

KNOWING CAGE, KNOWING PROYAS

If the title Knowing sounds familiar, it’s because it was nearly Richard Kelly’s follow-up to Donnie Darko. I wonder if he thinks about that much. I just hope he wasn’t planning on circling back to it, because it’s now a go-picture for Alex Proyas and Nicolas Cage. Based on an idea and a heavily rewritten … Continue reading

THE DEVIN’S ADVOCATE: THE POUGHSHITTY TAPES

This year’s Butt-Numb-A-Thon seemed to have a modestly lackluster line-up*, but something really interesting happened during one of the premieres: the audience obviously and strongly turned against the movie. The film in question is The Poughkeepsie Tapes, a mockumentary about a serial killer that has been making the rounds of film festivals for the last … Continue reading

RUDD AND SEGEL ARE IN LOVE

What’s this? A Paul Rudd/Jason Segel vehicle not produced by Judd Apatow? Is that even possible? Just as Seth Rogen can leave the fold to co-star in a Kevin Smith movie, Rudd and Segel are evidently free to work with other people sans fear of punitive spanking from The Apatow. Actually, Rudd already does plenty … Continue reading

WILL SMITH HUNTS MORE MONSTERS

After seeing I Am Legend I’m not sure I want Will Smith to be hunting anything but the monsters in Jada Pinkett’s past. But that’s not stopping him from guiding a flick called Monster Hunter for Sony. Starring Hitch co-criminal Kevin James, the flick is about a child psychologist able to see the monsters that … Continue reading

BOYZ N THE A-TEAM

Well, John Singleton is directing The A-Team movie. I know there are people out there who really like The A-Team, and while I don’t get that – even as a kid I found the show unbearably cheesy – I can accept it. The thing about the A-Team is that Singleton is such a perfect director … Continue reading

PREPARE YOUR FUR BIKINIS!

For the last couple of weeks I’ve been talking with the folks at Warner Bros and G4 about doing something a little fun, and it’s coming to fruition tomorrow, live on television. G4 and CHUD will be premiering the trailer for 10,000 BC, with me presenting it live on Attack of the Show. I’m pretty … Continue reading

THE CROP REPORT – 12/11/07 (YEAR ONE)

The Crop: Year One The Studio: Columbia Pictures The Director: Harold Ramis The Writers: Harold Ramis, Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg (based on a story by Ramis) The Cast: Jack Black, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Oliver Platt, David Cross, Vinnie Jones and Juno Temple The Premise: It’s an historical conflation of Biblical distortions! When two … Continue reading