You were probably wondering where I was going with that, huh? You were all like “Pac-Man? What the hell does that have to do with horror?” But then you saw the Japanese ghosts and you were all like “Ah-hah! I get it!” Or at least hopefully you were like that. I suppose you could have also been all like “WTF? Mike should stick to penis jokes!” Unfortunately, Pac-Man has no crotch, never mind any genitalia, so I was forced to abandon the man-pipe humour for this strip. Maybe next time.