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DELLAMORTE’S BOX OFFICE WRAP-UP – 12/7/07

Dukes, Counts, etc. Contempt, Vivre sa Vie Meow Door Trix, Kix 1 The Golden Compass $26,125,000 $7,405 $26,125,000 2 Enchanted $10,706,000 (-34.7%) $3,041 $83,865,000 3 This Christmas $5,000,000 (-37.0%) $2,660 $42,760,000 4 Fred Claus $4,660,000 (-15.3%) $1,463 $65,589,000 5 Beowulf $4,400,000 (-46.4%) $1,478 $75,983,000 6 No Country for Old Men $4,233,000 (-3.5%) $3,197 $28,861,000 7 … Continue reading

INKHEART TRAILER GETS BOOKED

Early this year I went to London to do some New Line set visits. The one for The Golden Compass was, much like the movie, not very good. But the other set I visited was a movie I had never even heard of – Inkheart. In it Brendan Fraser and his cinematical daughter have the … Continue reading

IRONY, YOUR THIRST TO BE MUTILATED

Back in February I told you that Idiocracy was going to be the next great cult classic. Mike Judge’s film, which Fox didn’t fund to completion and then dumped into a handful of theaters, is a withering attack on the inanity of modern life. A completely average guy gets cryogenically frozen and awoken hundreds of … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE -12/7/07

People say to me, “Dellamorte (or Andre, or Dre, for that matter), you’re so good at predicting box office, are you a God?”The short answer is no. The long answer involves my lineage, and that involves being born in the outskirts of Poland, and learning English through television. But… if I was a god, like … Continue reading

SHYAMALAN IS HAPPENING AGAIN

“It is happening again.” Those words, spoken by the giant in Twin Peaks, are fucking ominous. They mean that a cycle of horror and death is coming around again; even as the words are spoken, someone is dying. Terribly. Which is as good a way as any to explain how I see the work of … Continue reading

WHEN TWO BRIDES GO TO WAR

I’m almost ashamed to admit it, but the thought of Gary Winick directing Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson in a comedy about two friends who have it out over conflicting wedding dates makes me kind of happy. Not to hype him up as the next Howard Hawks, bit I thought Winick evinced a shockingly light … Continue reading