CC: NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET REMAKE HAS A WRITER
Things have begun to starting moving on the Nightmare on Elm Street remake as the project now has a writer onboard.
Things have begun to starting moving on the Nightmare on Elm Street remake as the project now has a writer onboard.
I know everyone else is writing about this film too, but there’s a reason why all us ‘Pens’ feel the need to wax philosophical about such an unbelievable piece of work. However, the bastard had some issues. WHAT? SACRILEGE!!! OUTRAGE!!! Calm the fuck down. Nothing huge, and most of which I suspect may ‘iron out’ … Continue reading
Pretty in Pink is my attempt to make a movie for girls using all the tricks I picked up after ten years of making movies for boys. If any of you guys out there found yourselves oddly attracted to this movie, there’s your reason why. It doesn’t mean you’re gay. It just means you like … Continue reading
Remote Control Zombie
I’m certain most anybody frequenting this site knows the story of Casablanca by now. Boy meets girl, girl leaves boy at train station, boy opens up gin joint in Casablanca, and of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, girl walks into his. Of course, I’m simplifying the story too … Continue reading
I don’t even know where to start. First of all, this is not the review of the movie. That will come tomorrow, after I watch the movie at midnight tonight. Yup, my first midnight opening viewing ever. I am not a nerd. I swear. It’s going to be me, and the seven other people that … Continue reading
Kevin Smith was so stoned last night he couldn’t even form complete sentences. And this was the man who was, hypothetically, moderating the Q&A at the screening of Spaced at the Arclight last night. When he came out announcing he was baked, the audience laughed, but it soon became clear that he wasn’t joking, and … Continue reading
So I haven’t been online for almost a week now because I was attempting nonstop when I got home from work everyday to catch a rat. No, not a little mouse that tends to come into someone’s apartment. But a Splinter sized rat who happened to take my apartment as his new abode and try … Continue reading
There are an awful lot of things that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation gets wrong as a film, but the one that really bugs me the most is that Leatherface looks like Old Greg. But it’s the fact that this bugs me that really bugs me. Being an utter Philistine, my favorite book of … Continue reading
So Jenny dies of AIDS, right? Spoiler! Although, if you haven’t seen this film yet, fuck off, I don’t feel bad for ruining it for you in the slightest. Back to the topic at hand. It seems the demise of Jenny is up for debate, as I was having a conversation earlier this evening and … Continue reading