I’m putting up a review of Casablanca
later today, but I felt I had to alert everybody to the greatness that graced
my inbox today. I receive e-mail alerts from Archie McPhee. If you are unaware of the store, it may just be the greatest place for the
crap you never realized you absolutely needed.


So what is the latest greatness that Archie McPhee has
unleashed upon the world?






On the page there are a couple of links to videos of it in
action. I nearly cried tears of pure joy when I saw this. I immediately imagined a montage to “Wind Beneath My Wings” with me and my very own zombie. Eventually I will either be drunk enough or care so little about my
constant lack of money that I will buy this.