Jim Hill

Sensei Jim Says: Don't Cry For Me Alaska

Watch the following video. Yes, this video.   Back? Good. That video is hilarious. To be fair, her life story has taken a back seat to her recent airheaded comments. However, take those comments into account with her life story, and it sounds like a Daily Show skit.   The only reason I hope for … Continue reading

My Descent Into Horror: Jaws

My apologies for not updating for so long. I could give various excuses, but I’ll give just one…I’m a lazy fuck. I’d like to start up again by talking about my lifelong love for the horror genre. Since the hollowed month of October is almost upon us, I felt it was a good time to … Continue reading

Sensei Jim Says: HEARTS ON FIRE!

EDIT: Apparently youtube hates me. Below is one of the music videos for HammerFall’s big hit, “Hearts on Fire.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL9mlqbG5CU No, you’ve not been infected by a rare brain disease that is causing your eyes to see very magical and unspeakable things not meant to be seen by human eyes. That is Swedish Power Metal … Continue reading

Sensei Jim Says: Casablanca

I’m certain most anybody frequenting this site knows the story of Casablanca by now. Boy meets girl, girl leaves boy at train station, boy opens up gin joint in Casablanca, and of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, girl walks into his. Of course, I’m simplifying the story too … Continue reading

Sensei Jim Says: An Introduction

I wanted to start off with an introductory blog just so everyone knows what to expect from little ol’ me. As my bio says, my name is Jim Hill, I’m 23 years old, and I live in Willoughby, Ohio. Where is that you ask? Just in the bumfuck middle of nowhere. We listen to Toby … Continue reading