Sorry I haven’t blogged for the past couple of weeks. More Spielberg reviews on the way, I promise. I’ve been very busy, If you know anything about me personally, you’d know that I’m a little more involved with politics than the average bear. That’s because I work for a Justice of the Peace here in Harris … Continue reading
Reason #26,049 Why CHUD.com Has the Best Readers. I go through these phases where the majority of negativity on the CHUD boards, in the site’s output, in vehement emails, or now in the talkbacks we’ve added [they’re staying, so don’t even…] makes me really long to be in another place at another time in a … Continue reading
… wherein I cast runes and read chicken guts to tell you what will happen this November. OK, come on, Lady Luck! Wait … getting something… But when McCain huddled with his closest advisers at his rustic Arizona cabin last weekend to map out his presidential campaign, virtually every one was part of the Washington … Continue reading
My Official Statement on the New Line Decision. I’ve gotten a bunch of emails from friends and readers congratulating me on New Line Cinema’s “demise” in the wake of dozens of wrong decisions made pretty much on every level since The Lord of the Rings ended. Because MEG, the movie I was involved with at … Continue reading
Growing up my sister and I used to fight like cats and dogs over our one and only 13″” black and white TV that got shitty reception. Especially on Saturdays. It was me and my Thundarr, Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends and Tarzan and the Super 7 vs. her Soul Train and American Bandstand. Much … Continue reading
In the interest of energy conservation, here are my old church signs. Yes, I’m aware that church signs are an easy target, and that I’m not breaking any new ground here. Just remember that I get paid by the blog (and in rupees, for some reason). …
Let me start by saying that I am a big fan of police officers. I have known many of them in my life and I have become friends with many. I know they have a crappy job that pays for shit and we should be very thankful that there are men and women who are … Continue reading
Nunziata May Cry. I don’t remember which video game magazine it was because I read just about all of them except GamePro [because it is balls, and Play also tests my resolve from time to time with their “We Masturbate to Anime” tendencies] but whomever it was tossed an unholy hand grenade of untruth at … Continue reading
I’m trying to finish a half dozen articles right now but the drums keep pounding in my head. They don’t stop… banging over and over, in 4/4 time…. One good thing about my 360 breaking down and being sent to Texas was that I got to recconect with all of my lesser systems, the ones … Continue reading
Saturday night I went downtown to catch a show at a bar. At one point during the night, this big drunk guy grabbed me and began congratulating me on my awesome t-shirt. The shirt I was wearing was one I had picked up a couple years ago from the local big-ass thrift store that sported … Continue reading