So I haven’t been online for almost a week now because I was attempting nonstop when I got home from work everyday to catch a rat. No, not a little mouse that tends to come into someone’s apartment. But a Splinter sized rat who happened to take my apartment as his new abode and try … Continue reading
There are an awful lot of things that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation gets wrong as a film, but the one that really bugs me the most is that Leatherface looks like Old Greg. But it’s the fact that this bugs me that really bugs me. Being an utter Philistine, my favorite book of … Continue reading
So Jenny dies of AIDS, right? Spoiler! Although, if you haven’t seen this film yet, fuck off, I don’t feel bad for ruining it for you in the slightest. Back to the topic at hand. It seems the demise of Jenny is up for debate, as I was having a conversation earlier this evening and … Continue reading
Last night I got a new nickname, and that name is Jug-puncher. Jug as in jugular. Cause that’s where I hit someone last night. It wasn’t much of a fight (I hit the guy and he fell down and that was it), but the funny thing is that one might consider it a fight over … Continue reading
What with the near unanimous acclaim, what else can be really said about this film? I know that I need to see it at least two more times – once to take in all the details one more time, the other to bask in its 70mm IMAX glory. Which brings me to my first point… … Continue reading
Last night I watched a film I hadn’t seen in quite some time. Tom Holland’s Fright Night from 1985. Needless to say, it really brought me back to a simpler time. Horror films in the 80s were special, for lack of a better word. There’s no other way to describe the way they unfolded before … Continue reading
It seems a few folks enjoyed the last entry of “Tarantino-ing,” so I suppose I’ll indulge you in another fantasy rebirth of a dying celebrity career. Today’s chosen one: Ethan Embry. Throw those tomatoes all you want, bitches, but you know it’s true! While I can’t say definitively that the guy has done a whole … Continue reading
Records were meant to be broken, as the old adage goes. And the newest installment of the Batman saga sure lives up to it. Shattering all box office records including midnight preview showing and opening weekend sales, and if you haven’t heard, it is damn good. Christopher Nolan has outdone himself in this one. … Continue reading
I guess, as a film buff, this is my obligatory The Dark Knight post. However, I hope to discuss more than just how perfect the film was. Actually, I hope to bring the excitement down just a notch or two. Like most of the country, I joined the rest of the cattle and was herded … Continue reading
In my line of business (retail whore) I see a whole lot of different people. Happy people, sad people, tall people, short people, fat people and really, really fat people. It’s a cornucopia of annoying individuals. I love it. Okay, that’s sarcasm but there are some enjoyable aspects of my job. Like crazy people. Boy … Continue reading