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Comic-Con 08: Sunday Smelly Sunday!

Comic-Con finally ended on Sunday and I can now get back to my boring, pathetic life.  Before I launch into another Comic-Con screed, I want to make it perfectly clear that I write this all out of affection.  I love the Comic-Con…but certain problems need to be addressed.  Like the smells.  I’ve talked about it before … Continue reading

Long Lost Cinema: Dear Frankie

Of all the films I’ve seen (and believe me, there have been many), very few have actually moved me to tears.  Only two, in fact.  The first being The Elephant Man, which is easily one of the most incredibly heartbreaking films ever made.  The other being Dear Frankie, a little known Scottish film that deserves … Continue reading

Question Mark

Blogging is weird. it’s one of those things that although I enjoy, I don’t fully understand. The internet has made it possible for all of us to be connected worldwide, natch. But sometimes I just wonder what the point of it is. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to read about my opinions or stories, and … Continue reading

I miss Mike Myers

Just kidding. I don’t miss him one bit. Fine, I liked the first Austin Powers movie (even though In Like Flint* is far superior). I really liked the first Wayne’s World film. Even the sequel was halfway decent. Then something happened. He just phoned it in. He uses the only stupid voice he knows and … Continue reading

Sophistibate

WARNING: This blog post features sexually explicit text. Not for the faint of heart. Lately I feel like I haven’t been performing to the height of my intelligence, in most aspects. All my jokes seem to be the kind of rambling non-jokes they cram into Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I even watched Batman ’89 recently, a … Continue reading