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DAILY GRABOID 8.12.05

Every single day of the week, a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets (from relatively mainstream films). So read the … Continue reading

DON’T FRONT, STORM

So is Halle Berry going to be happy about X-Men 3? If she is, she might be the only person! Berry has been very vocal about how much her character, Storm, has been sidelined in the films. She’s right – the character has been almost grotesquely underused so far (by the way, best line from … Continue reading

GO WESTWORLD, YOUNG TARSEM

The remake of Westworld is back on track, after being shelved for a number of years due to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s political career. The film will now be directed by Tarsem, a guy who I believe has been in director jail since he put Vincent D’Onofrio in fetishwear for The Cell. The story is about a … Continue reading

TYRESE HAS CRED AND CO-STARS

Now that he’s catapulted himself to movie star status with the quiet character piece 2 Fast 2 Furious and remained there with recent work in Four Brothers, singer-turned-actor Tyrese Gibson is taking center stage in Rogue Pictures’ action flick Waist Deep. The oft-shirtless Tyrese will play a highly oxygenated ex-convict named O2 who wants to … Continue reading

TRAILER: STAY

Director Marc Forster, who somehow coaxed an Oscar-winning performance from Halle Berry in Monster’s Ball and took another swing at a gold man with Finding Neverland, now has a thriller called Stay on the way.  The movie stars Ewan McGregor, prolific dish Naomi Watts, and an oily Ryan Gosling, who’s still waiting to be the … Continue reading

THE COVERAGE OF NARNIA, PART 1

One of the films I was most interested in at the San Diego Comic Con was The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, and not just because it’s the longest film title since The Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies. I felt like most of the rest of … Continue reading

BRUCE CAMPBELL GETS AUDIO EROTIC

I know the ranks of CHUD.com readership swells with fans of the Chin, Bruce Campbell. And I know that these legions of fans have already run out and bought his latest book, Make Love! the Bruce Campbell Way. And I know that even though you may own the book already, you’re going to be damn … Continue reading

MORMON MASSACRE!

The Scientologists have been easy targets for some time. I’ve taken more than my share of shots at your average Christ lovers. And I’ve even taken my life in my hands and made some jokes about Mohammedans. Now it’s high time I turned my attention to the Mormons. In 1857 the Fancher Party was headed … Continue reading