Movie News

We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

THE CORPSE BRIDE COMES ALIVE

I wish I could make a Peter Frampton reference in every piece I write for CHUD.com. The Flash area of the web site for the new Tim Burton stop-motion film, The Corpse Bride, is up and running, and it’s pretty damn cool. It’s got all kinds of downloads and clips and stuff, and there are … Continue reading

SNAKES SEEN ON A PLANE!

Fat Albert, nooooooooo! What you see above is one of the first official images to be released from the masterpiece of the 21st century, Snakes on a Plane. Blackfilm.com has a couple more, but this is the one that features the most snakes that are obviously on a plane. If you thought that CHUD.com pushed … Continue reading

ALBA NOW VISIBLE?

Page Six is the gossip column of the NY Post, which is about two real journalists and some bad Photoshop pics away from being the World Weekly News, so it might not be the most reliable place for movie news.  But this rumor is making the rounds online, and I’ll leap at any opportunity to … Continue reading

SAW 2 POSTER SEVERED BY THE MPAA

Update. Eileen here and I just got from Lions Gate the replacement poster and you know what? Devin is right about this being a stunt because the new poster is practically the same. Now we have two large fingers minus the severed part (which only took up a tenth of the original poster and was in black and white) … Continue reading

BRUCE WILLIS IS BALKI BARTOKOMOUS!

Halle Berry and Bruce Willis starring in a big screen updating of the seminal sitcom, Perfect Strangers. Think about the money you could make on that one. That movie just sells itself. Sadly, that’s not the movie they’ve signed up to star in – it’s missing one crucial “s,” making it a psychological thriller by … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 8.22.05

I’ve started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it’ll be because you’re an astute fan of movies. I’m not going to make it easy and it’s going to be from something I either like or find it fun to put on the … Continue reading

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 The 40 Year Old Virgin $20,500,000 $20,500,000 1 2 Red Eye $16,500,000 $16,500,000 1 3 Four Brothers $13,000,000 $43,600,000 2 4 Wedding Crashers $8,200,000 $177,900,000 6 5 The Skeleton Key $7,400,000 $30,100,000 2 6 March of the Penguins $6,600,000 $48,700,000 9 7 Valiant $6,000,000 $6,000,000 1 8 … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 8.21.05

I’ve started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it’ll be because you’re an astute fan of movies. I’m not going to make it easy and it’s going to be from something I either like or find it fun to put on the … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 8.20.05

I’ve started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it’ll be because you’re an astute fan of movies. I’m not going to make it easy and it’s going to be from something I either like or find it fun to put on the … Continue reading