Movie News

We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

DAILY GRABOID 8.11.05

Every single day of the week, a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets (from relatively mainstream films). So read the … Continue reading

WEARING THE HELM

Given the progressively creaky state of the Bond franchise, it’s no surprise that studios are trying to inject life into the spy genre with the likes of the recently resurrected The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and the XXX “franchise” (which sadly seems to have come to an end with the brilliantly awful XXX: State of the … Continue reading

GET A SCRIPT REVIEW OR DIE TRYING

An interesting discussion broke out on our message boards recently, in regards to the new 50 Cent movie Get Rich or Die Tryin’ and Hustle & Flow. Some people found the glamorization of the criminal element in these films to be disgusting and offensive. I wonder if these people feel the same way about Goodfellas … Continue reading

A POSTER OF VIOLENCE

Let’s make this short and sweet. You know what I like about the poster for David Cronenberg’s new film, A History of Violence? It’s how there’s a normal movie poster in there – Viggo and Maria Bello big as life, against a stormy sky. Maybe if this was a normal movie they would be hovering … Continue reading

BRINGING UP THE LITTLE DEMONIC BASTARD

The devil is returning once more in the form of precocious preteen, and this time he’ll be the (sorta) offspring of Liev Schreiber and Julia Stiles in the remake The Omen 666. For those out there who have somehow never seen the Richard Donner original, it starred Gregory Peck and Lee Remick as an upper-class … Continue reading

THE CHICKS ARE INTO WICKER

Nic Cage finally got his comic book movie out of his system with Ghost Rider, but he’s moving right into another flick that sounds sorta like a superhero.  Cage is starring in Neil LaBute’s currently shooting remake of The Wicker Man, an update of the truly bizarre 70s film that followed a policeman searching for … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 8.10.05

Every single day of the week, a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets (from relatively mainstream films). So read the … Continue reading