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HUGH JACKMAN: DOUBLE NO SEVEN

Q: Any truth to the rumor that you’re in talks to play James Bond? Jackman: I think I started that rumor! Seriously. Beckinsale: I’ve been carrying it on! Jackman: I facetiously sort of mentioned it and then all of a sudden it’s gospel. Q: So there’s no truth to it whatsoever, or would you like … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 8.15.05

I’ve started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it’ll be because you’re an astute fan of movies. I’m not going to make it easy and it’s going to be from something I either like or find it fun to put on the … Continue reading

SHAKESPEARE BY THE SLOT MACHINES

Regardless of their differing opinions in mutant-human affairs in the X-Men movie franchise, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan will always have one other thing in common: Billy Shakespeare. The duo are reportedly planning a feature version of Shakespeare’s play The Merchant of Venice, but unlike Al Pacino’s recent version that scarcely anyone saw, the plan … Continue reading

ARE THOSE SNAKES STILL ON THE PLANE?

When Collider.com’s Mr. Beaks sat down with Samuel L Jackson for his new film, The Man, he knew there was only one movie he had to ask about. Here’s an excerpt: Beaks:  One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called "Pacific Air 121"— Jackson:  Snakes on a Plane, man! … Continue reading

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 Four Brothers $20,700,000 $20,700,000 1 2 The Skeleton Key $15,700,000 $15,700,000 1 3 Dukes of Hazzard $13,000,000 $57,400,000 2 4 Wedding Crashers $12,000,000 $164,000,000 5 5 Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo $9,400,000 $9,400,000 1 6 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory $7,200,000 $183,700,000 5 7 March of the Penguins … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 8.14.05

I’ve started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it’ll be because you’re an astute fan of movies. I’m not going to make it easy and it’s going to be from something I either like or find it fun to put on the … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 8.13.05

I’ve started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it’ll be because you’re an astute fan of movies. I’m not going to make it easy and it’s going to be from something I either like or find it fun to put on the … Continue reading

GOBLET OF ANNOYING VOICE OVER

Your first look at the real trailer for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is finally here, if you can stomach some dipshit nattering over most of it. See, Warner Bros gave the trailer to Extra, and that show loves to do nothing more than have their lame ass anchors yap over the footage. … Continue reading

KISS KISS, TRAILER TRAILER

I know this film is being looked forward to by many, thanks in part to the inclusion of CHUD fave Val Kilmer, Betty Ford regular Robert Downey Jr., and especially Lethal Weapon creator Shane Black. They mention that fact for Black too in this new trailer, though I think that if I was the marketing … Continue reading

SO YOU THINK YOU’RE FUNNY?

I know a lot of you think you’re pretty funny. I get your funny email and read your funny message board posts. Now it’s time to put your sense of humor to the test and see if you’re as funny as The Aristocrats, a movie I really enjoyed. If you’ve seen the film you know … Continue reading