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THE EX IS SPOTTED

First of all, Devin was right. It’s LUKE Wilson, not Owen Wilson who will be man-handled by the ginormous hands of the still completely beautiful Uma Thurman in her upcoming comedy, Super Ex-Girlfiend (changed from Super Ex because that title wasn’t awkward enough). Anyway, to the right of this here text is one of a … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.7.05

Every single day of the week, a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the reviews, … Continue reading

MOSCOW ZERO, CRAZY ACTORS TWO

Val Kilmer and Vincent Gallo will out-intensely-creepy-motherfucker each other in the new film Moscow Zero. The film is a dreaded psychological thriller (easily the single most boring genre ever), and it also stars Alicia Silverstone, who has been having a very, very bad 21st century. Head over to her IMDB page to verify this, and … Continue reading

MY OWN PRIVATE JUMANJI

Ben Stiller hasn’t made a film since Meet The Fokkers fooled bazillions of people into ponying up ten bucks a piece. He’s had a couple of projects in development, but it seems like he has finally hit on one that he will be taking all the way – A Night at the Museum. Written by … Continue reading

SCARLETT JOHANSSON TO LOSE A TIT

It sounds like a joke, but Variety is passing it off as true – Scarlett Johansson will be playing an Amazonian warrior in Amazon. The film is being written by Dirk Blackman and Howard McCain, based on a basic idea from Scarlett herself, which she came up with while filming The Island. In Amazon she’ll … Continue reading

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 Chicken Little $40,100,000 $40,100,000 1 2 Jarhead $28,700,000 $28,700,000 1 3 Saw II $17,200,000 $60,500,000 2 4 Legend of Zorro $10,000,000 $30,300,000 2 5 Prime $5,200,000 $13,500,000 2 6 Dreamer $4,800,000 $23,800,000 3 7 Good Night and Good Luck $3,100,000 $11,000,000 5 8 The Weather Man $2,900,000 … Continue reading

HELLBOY — THE CARTOON?

Pamcakes! We’d heard a few random rumors that the large red-skinned demon known as Hellboy might continue his monster-fighting exploits in animated form, but apparently it was a lot closer to fact than we realized. An illustration by comic book and concept artist Sean Galloway recently popped up online, along with an explanation as to what to … Continue reading

SANDMAN: SEEN!

The first official image from Spider-Man 3 is here, and it’s Thomas Hayden Church in his full-on Flint Marko outfit. That’s right, it’s Church in his Sandman togs. How does it look? Pretty good if you ask me, but the real test is going to be to see how he looks when he’s become completly … Continue reading