Val Kilmer and Vincent Gallo will out-intensely-creepy-motherfucker each other in the new film Moscow Zero.
The film is a dreaded psychological thriller (easily the single most boring genre ever), and it also stars Alicia Silverstone, who has been having a very, very bad 21st century. Head over to her IMDB page to verify this, and realize that Blast from the Past was her last good movie, and consider what that means.
I don’t know what the heck the movie is about, or even who is directing it, but I am glad that it’s not me. I mean, I wouldn’t want to be within fifty miles of any set that must contain both Kilmer and Gallo.
In between takes, Gallo will be jerking off into containers so that he can continue to sell his sperm on the web for a million dollars a pop. I think he is truly doing this, although with him I can’t tell what the fuck is a joke and what isn’t anymore.