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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

WILL ARNETT BECOMES OMNIPRESENT

Arrested Development‘s Gob the Magician, Will Arnett, is one of the funniest guys around, and Hollywood seems to be picking up on that, judging by how many movies he’s starring in in the near future. He just finished RV with Robin Williams. He’s also signed on to star in You’re Going to Prison with Dax … Continue reading

SCARLETT AND COLIN’S HISTORY LESSON

I don’t wanna jinx it by talking about it or anything, but it looks like director Neil Jordan (The Crying Game) is finally getting a chance to make his long-planned project about the notorious brood of backstabbers named Borgia. Jordan has roped buoyant beauty Scarlett Johansson and randy thesp Colin Farrell in for his drama … Continue reading

BOB SAGET MARCHES ALL OVER THE PENGUINS

Most people only know Bob Saget from Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos. But the guy has another side – many comics call him the filthiest comedian working today. Audiences recently got a look at that side of Saget in The Aristocrats as well as on Entourage this last season, where he was enjoying … Continue reading

JARED LETO TO KILL JOHN LENNON

It seems that no matter how blasé I think I have gotten about Hollywood’s terrible, terrible movies and movie ideas, every now and again a new one comes along to shock me into actually caring. And probably being angry. Like the movie Chapter 27, for instance. It’s about Mark David Chapman, the man who killed … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.2.05

Every single day of the week, a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the reviews, … Continue reading

SHOUT AT THE DEVIL #SOMETHING

Will shouts: Devin, not to pick a wound… but… The New York Times carried an article about how Disney is advertising Narnia with a Christian Rock soundtrack (Evanescence, Jars of Clay, etc), and playing it up on Christian Rock stations.  Apparently, Disney had the option of producing a "secular" soundtrack as well as a "Christian" … Continue reading

BALDWIN BATTLES VAMPIRES!

A woman has a fatal disease and decides to become immortal by getting bitten by a vampire. Hey, didn’t CHUDStories do a whole series on just that topic? Sadly, Thirst, a new vampire movie, isn’t based on one of our CHUDStories. Gladly it has a pretty cool cast, including Adam Baldwin in the lead. He … Continue reading

GAG ME WITHERSPOON

Honestly, I am really only writing about this because I have had the title rattling around in my head for a little while, and I needed to get it out there. Reese Witherspoon, whose head is shaped exactly like that of a grey alien, is developing a movie at Paramount called The Reckoning. The film, … Continue reading