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The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we’ve discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we’re sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante’s Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.

DVD REVIEW: SNL BEST OF COLLECTION

BUY IT AT AMAZON:  Click HERE!STUDIO:  NBC/LionsgateMSRP:  $49.98RATED:  Not RatedRUNNING TIME:  Approx. 350 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Various Features on Each Disc The Pitch Sometimes Funny People Doing Sometimes Funny Things (aka Saturday Night Live) The Humans Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Eddie Murphy and John Belushi (and other members of their respective SNL castmates) The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BOY WHO COULD FLY, THE

BUY ME AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: WarnerMSRP: $14.98RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 108 minSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by Jay Underwood, Bonnie Bedelia, Lucy Deakins, Fred Savage and Nick Castle• Introduction by Underwood and Deakins• Theatrical trailerThe Pitch“I’ll be done seen about everything when I see a teenager fly.”The HumansJay Underwood (Almost Human), Lucy Deakins (The Great Outdoors), Bonnie … Continue reading

DVD BATTLE: COLTS VS. BRONCOS

VS. Order Colts – The Complete History on DVDOrder Broncos – The Complete History on DVD Hello sports fans and welcome to another CHUD DVD Battle, where two titles enter, one title leaves. It’s been quite a while since we’ve had a good head-to-head (Flightplan vs. Red Eye) and when you have two similar DVD … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: OVER THE HEDGE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dreamworks Home VideoMSRP: $29.99RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 83 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary w/ directors and producer• "Hammy’s Boomerang Adventure" short• Dreamworks Kids featurettes• Behind-the-scenes featurettes• WWW unlockables• Trailers The Pitch "It’s Hogan’s Heroes meets the bottom of the food chain!" The Humans Bruce Willis, Steve Carell, Garry Shandling, Wanda Sykes, William … Continue reading

SPECIAL BLACK FRIDAY 2006 EDITION

Now that you’re currently (and quite crazily) imbued with the shady score known as Tryptophan H and have made a fool of yourself with the consummation of everything, this – to put it bluntly – ain’t no time to pause. When I was younger, more foolish and a real sense of manliness lighter, my mother, … Continue reading

CREATURE CORNER DVD REVIEW: LADY VENGEANCE

Directed by: Park ChanwookStarring: Lee Yeong-ae, Choi Min-sikBuy it from Amazon here! "Did you find that bastard?""Yeah.""Did you kill him?""Not yet." The Film- Lee Geum-Ja has just been released from a 13-year old prison term. She was sent there when she was just a child- young and naive and thinking she was in love. She … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: EXORCIST, THE ANTHOLOGY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $42.98RATED: R The Pitch "Now you can have one crisis of faith every day of the week, and rest on the Sabbath!" That’s right, friends and enemies, all six of the movies in the Exorcist franchise are available in one classy little boxed set. Six, did I … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 11.21.06

The merciless Holidays are upon us! As usual, this week is muted compared to others. Nevertheless, I think the high power is guiding us on our weekly digital quests. Sit This One Out I can imagine families gathering ‘round their overstuffed bellies this week, all in anticipation of The Punisher: Extended Edition (click here). The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: EXTREME CHICKFIGHTS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Image EntertainmentMSRP: $14.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 83 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Music video• SlideshowThe Pitch It’s time for some female empowerment! It’s time to show that women can be just as stupid as the types of men who willingly participate in fight clubs! The Humans Skyler and Trailer as your hosts, … Continue reading