BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Miramax Home EntertainmentMSRP: $29.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 107 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Feature commentary w/ dir. and cast• "The Real Kinky Boots" featurette• "Journey of a Brogue" featurette• Deleted scenes w/ optional commentary The Pitch “It’s The Crying Game meets The Devil Wears Prada!” The Humans Chiwetel Ejiofor (Serenity), Joel Edgerton, … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros. Home VideoMSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: Individual segmentsSPECIAL FEATURES: • None The Pitch According to certain Arbuckles, Halloween should be celebrated all year long. The Humans Some chick named “Hogarth” or something like that. I’m not sure. She’s a mumbler. The Nutshell A compilation of segments from Hogarth’s … Continue reading
Directed by: Ronald W. MooreStarring: Edwin Neal and Marilyn Burns Buy it from Amazon here! "He was a bit messy… as I’m sure the rest of you will be." Future-Kill is one of the most bizarre movies I’ve seen in a while, and that’s saying something. Part horror/scifi post apocalyptic gang fights, part fratboy hijinks, … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TartanMSRP: $22.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 103 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Set Visit The Pitch “It’s Romeo and Juliet has a nasty run-in with Hamlet’s father!” The Humans Pataratida Pacharawirapong, Siwat Chotchaicharin The Nutshell Mak and Nak love each other very much. They will be married soon. They want to buy a … Continue reading
It didn’t start out this way. I had fully fired up my cranium to discuss the weekly barrage of DVD releases with my usual uninformed slobbering gusto, but instead, you’re going to have to settle with the trickiest of all informants: yourself. As scary as that may sound, at least you can use this impromptu … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Genius EntertainmentMSRP: $19.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 95 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Behind the scenes featurette• Deleted scenes• Original theatrical trailer The Pitch It’s a documentary that attempts to show all sides of the political and social conflict over border security. It just shows some more than the others. The Humans Congressman … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 51 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Interviewing Your Hero featurette• Watching Wires featurette• Favre on the Links featurette The Pitch Apparently, aside from being a hall of fame-bound quarterback, Brett Favre is an immortal. The Humans Brett Favre, the rest of the NFL. "Okay, remember now: don’t … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TartanMSRP: $22.95RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 153 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Interview w/ Director• Featurette on US Healthcare• Booklet w/ criticism and interview The Pitch "It’s the hero’s journey as conducted by a man with a subdural hematoma!" The Humans Ion Fiscuteanu, Luminita Gheorghiu. The Nutshell 62 year-old Lazarescu Dante Remus (Fiscuteanu) has … Continue reading
We’re gonna go to the warehouses, and then we’re gonna go to the stores, and then we’re gonna go straight into your homes. Yeargh At its center, Slither is a horror-comedy, and that’s a tough sell – probably why you didn’t go see it. The underperformance of such a balls-out film was a likely by-product. … Continue reading
Directed by: James GunnStarring: Michael Rooker, Nathan Fillion, Elizabeth BanksBuy it from the Creature Co.! Review by HAM EAT MY HATE. Ahhhh…horror fans. I hate you. You’re the kids who petition for a new cut of Halloween 6 (while sane people know that there’s no way to cut Halloween 6 and make it remotely good)…you’re … Continue reading