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DVD REVIEW: 2005 WORLD SERIES CHICAGO WHITE SOX (7-DISC)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: A&EMSRP: $69.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 18 Hours, 32 Minutes + ExtrasSPECIAL FEATURES: Clubhouse celebration 2005 World Series trophy and MVP presentation Parade footage and player speeches Rare interviews with Ozzie Guillen, Paul Konerko, Jermaine Dye, Scott Podsednik, A.J. Pierszynski, Mark Buehrle, Aaron Rowand, Don Cooper, and Kenny Williams Special game … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ONE TREE HILL – SEASON 3

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros. MSRP: $59.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 937 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Unaired scenes• "Anatomy of an Episode" featurette• Commentary on two episodes• Gag reel The Pitch "It’s Everwood, but with a standing purchase order, and less content!" The Humans Chad Michael Murray, Hilarie Burton, Sophia Bush, James Lafferty, Bethany Joy Galeotti. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DON’T TELL

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 120 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• None The PitchWouldn’t The Prince of Tides suck less if we replaced Nolte and Streisand’s ugly mugs with sexy Italians? No?The HumansGiovanna Mezzogiorno (Facing Windows), Alessio Boni (The Best of Youth), Stefania Rocca (Heaven), Angela Finocchiaro (Don’t Move), Luigi Lo … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 12.19.06

Last week I was M.I.A. with a nasty viral infection and rather preferred to rest. I appreciated everyone’s concerns, even the e-mail I got that just said “WHERE IS IT?!?” Not one to second guess anyone, but, one wonders where it is. Nazi Bullets In Your Ass While Devin might not fully appreciate the film, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: 2006 WORLD SERIES ST. LOUIS CARDINALS (8-DISC)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: A&EMSRP: $79.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 16 Hours, 20 Minutes + ExtrasSPECIAL FEATURES: Clubhouse celebration 2006 World Series trophy and MVP presentation NL Central Divison and NLDS clinching highlights Rare interviews with Chris Carpenter, Albert Pujols, Jim Edmonds, Tony LaRussa, Jeff Suppan, Adam Wainwright, Jeff Weaver, and Preston Wilson Highlights of … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: INVINCIBLE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney/Buena VistaMSRP: $29.98RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 104 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Commentaries "Becoming Invincible: The Story of Vince Papale" featurette The Pitch The story of real-life nobody turned sports legend Vince Papale is an inspiration to us all. Believe it or die! The Humans Mark Wahlberg. Greg Kinnear. Elizabeth Banks. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BLACK CHRISTMAS (SE)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Critical MassMSRP: $24.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 98 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Restored deleted scenes• "The 12 Days of Black Christmas" featurette• Interviews w/ Olivia Hussey and Margot Kidder• Midnight screening Q&A The Pitch "It’s When a Stranger Calls on holiday!" The Humans Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, John Saxon, Margot Kidder. The Nutshell … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: O.C., THE – SEASON 3

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $69.98 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 1089 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • "The Party Favor: From Script to Screen" featurette• "What’s in a Name?" featurette• "Making Of The Subways Music Video" featurette• Pass the Remote: selected scene-surfing commentary• Gag and Goofs Reel The Pitch It’s 90210…in 92663. The Humans Peter … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PETULIA

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros. MSRP: $19.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 105 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • New Featurette: The Uncommon Making of Petulia• Vintage Featurette: Petulia: The Uncommon Movie• Theatrical Trailer The Pitch“It’s just like Say Anything, except without the bullshit forced whimsy! Oh yeah, and Lloyd Dobler’s fucking Richard Chamberlain.” The Humans Julie Christie, … Continue reading

CREATURE CORNER DVD REVIEW: STREET TRASH

Directed by: Jim Muro Starring: Mike Lackey, Mark Sferrazza, Pat RyanBuy it from Amazon here!"Nick… Nick the Dick. That’s what they call you, behind your back, you know- you and your restaurant. Your stinkin’ restaurant. He thinks he’s in the mafia, he wears white shoes, all right?"Street Trash is one of those cult films where … Continue reading