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DVD REVIEW: REST STOP

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $24.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 85 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Alternate endings• Photos from the set• Video diary of the characters The PitchIt’s like Joy Ride but in a dirty rest stop bathroom and with ghosts! The Humans Jaime Alexander, Nick Orefice and Joseph “Joey” Lawrence. The Nutshell Jess and … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: JU-ON 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsGateMSRP: $26.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 92 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • None The Pitch “It’s like As I Lay Dying meets Pulp Fiction, with ghosts!” The Humans Takako Fuji, Ryoto Koyama, Yuuko Daike The Nutshell There is a house in Japan in which a family man murdered his wife and his child. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: YANNI LIVE!

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Image EntertainmentMSRP: $24.99 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 82 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Yanni Live! Backstage Pass featuretteThe Pitch Friends, the Apocalypse is upon us. "I’d just like to start the night out by paying tribute to my inspirations: John Tesh, Zamfir and Gene Simmons…" The Humans Yanni, a shload of … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BLOOD TEA & RED STRING

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Cinema EpochMSRP: $24.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 69 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Audio commentary with the director• Character and production stills• Miniature paintings gallery• Theatrical trailer The Pitch A bizarre little fable acted out by even more bizarre stop-motion animated creatures. The Creatures Aristocratic mice, oak dwellers, mystical frogs and carnivorous plants. … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 10.18.06

To those who didn’t wonder where I was, I believe the answer can be found in the Holy Scriptures. Eat Me During the supposedly final wobbly season of Project Greenlight, chances are you, like me, had no idea how the hell Director John Gulager was going to pull off Feast, especially with his unique presentation … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ART IN THE BUFF

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Creative CircleMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 47 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• Claymation clip The Pitch "Dude, come record our party. It’ll be awesome." The Humans Vessy Mink, Joey Soto, probably somebody named "Moon Child" or something. The Nutshell Billed as a "burlesque set in the 21st century," Art in the Buff … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? – SEASON 1

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $26.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 110 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Uncensored outtakes• Gag Reel The Pitch “I need from the audience a suggestion of a truism. Any truism at all—” “Drew Carey sucks!” “… any truism at all …” The Humans Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady, Brad Sherwood, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BLUE COLLAR TV – THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $21.99RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 276 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• “Banned from the Booth” deleted skits• “Too Much for TV” unaired skits The Pitch "The stars of COPS do sketch comedy." The Humans Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie’s Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Bill Engvall The Nutshell … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: OFFICE, THE – SEASON 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $49.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 7 Hrs, 57 MinsSPECIAL FEATURES:• Episode commentaries• Deleted scenes• Blooper reel• 10 webisodes• Fake PSAs• 40 Year-Old Virgin promo• Olympics promos The Pitch “Totally what your workplace would be like if you walked around with a camera all day. I mean, you’ve got somebody just … Continue reading