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DVD REVIEW: SAW III – DIRECTOR’S CUT

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $18.89RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 120 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by Tobin Bell and Shawnee Smith• Commentary by executive producer / writer Leigh Whannell• Commentary by director Darren Lynn Bousman and actor J Larose• Jigsaw’s Plan trivia game• Choose the Death• Music video: Killer Inside – Messed Up World• Looking … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: REAPING, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $28.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 99 minSPECIAL FEATURES: Science of the Ten Plagues The Characters A Place Called Haven The Reaping: The Seventh Plague The Pitch A child straight out of a John Saul story wrecks havoc in the Bible belt. The Humans Hilary Swank, David Morrissey, Idris Elba, AnnaSophia … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: JIM NORTON – MONSTER RAIN

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Hbo Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 60 minSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes The Pitch "It’s Aids Meets West!" The Humans Everyone’s favorite Gerber Baby, an audience of Jackals. The Lowdown This is Norton’s latest show, an hour-long HBO special of a sold-out show at the Lincoln Theater in Washington … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION: COMING SOON

The biggest news of the week was broke by Devin concerning the announcement of the release of Hearts of Darkness on DVD. For those not in the know, Hearts of Darkness was taken the name of the novel Apocalypse Now was based on and was the documentary that followed the creation of that film. While Apocalypse Now was … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BRIGITTE BARDOT 5 – FILM COLLECTION

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $39.98RATED: Not ratedSPECIAL FEATURE:• Larger Than Life: Brigitte Bardot and the Mythology of the Sex Symbol The Pitch In the late 1950s, actress Brigitte Bardot gained great acclaim playing uninhibited, independent young women in mainstream French movies. Her curvy, pillowy beauty and lack of self-consciousness (and clothes) … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: NUMB3RS – SEASON THREE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: CBS/ParamountMSRP: $54.99RATED: US = Nil, Canada = PGRUNNING TIME: 24 episodes (17 hrs., 9 min.)SPECIAL FEATURES: • Cast and Crew Commentaries• Crunching NUMB3RS: Season 3• Eppes Central• Blooper Reel• Set House Tour*The PitchIt’s A Beautiful Mind meets CSI, I guess, except everyone’s nicer, except for the bad guys, who … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: FROSTBITTEN

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Wellspring MediaMSRP: $24.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 96 minSPECIAL FEATURES: Behind the Scenes Deleted Scenes Bloopers The Pitch It’s 30 Days of Night with the wit of An American Werewolf The Humans Petra Nielsen, Grete Havneskold, Emma Aberg, Jonas Karlstrom, Mans Nathanaelson, Carl-Ake Eriksson, Mikael Goransson, Anna Lindholm Rosendahl The Nutshell … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: FEAST OF FLESH, A

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Bloody Earth FilmsMSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 77 minSPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary with producer Amy Lynn Best and director Mike Watt Making of Featurette Gag Reel The Pitch It’s Bordello of Blood, but not as good. The Humans Amy Lynn Best, Aaron Barnard, Mike Watt The Nutshell A brothel of blood thirsty … Continue reading