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DVD REVIEW: NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY, A (SPECIAL COLLECTOR’S EDITION)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: ParamountMSRP: $14.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 81 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Score! Reliving A Night at the Roxbury• Roxbury Rags: Costume & fashion Guide• Do That Dance!• Making the List The Pitch "It’s this or a Spartan Cheerleaders movie. You really want that?" The Humans Will Ferrell (Dick), Chris Kattan (Monkeybone), Dan … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: OCEAN’S THIRTEEN

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $28.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 122 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Jerry Weintraub Walk & Talk Additional Scenes Vegas: An Opulent Illusion The Pitch The popular casino heist/celebrity showcase returns for the last time, but we hope not! My Ocean’s Eleven DVD ReviewMy Ocean’s Twelve DVD ReviewMy Ocean’s Twelve Theatrical Review … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PLAGUES & PLEASURES ON THE SALTON SEA

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: New Video GroupMSRP: $23.99RATED: N/ARUNNING TIME: 73 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Audio Commentaries with Filmmakers and Salton Sea Locals• Lost Interviews • Deleted Scenes• Leonard & The Mountain Short Film• Miracle in the Desert Real Estate Promotional Film• Fruit of the Vine: Vignette on the Salton Sea Skateboarding Scene• … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP – THE COMPLETE SERIES

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner BrothersMSRP: $59.98RATED: NR (TV)RUNNING TIME: 900 mins.SPECIAL FEATURES:· Pilot Episode Commentary by Aaron Sorkin and Thomas Schlamme· In Depth: The Evolution of Studio 60 The Pitch Saturday Night Live meets The West Wing meets arrogance minus the funny. The Humans Created by Aaron Sorkin. Starring Matthew Perry, Bradley Whitford, … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 10.30.07

NEW RELEASES SPIDERMAN 3d. Sam Raimic. Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Hayden Church, Topher Grace Spiderman 3 came out and received an overall negative review from most people. While it was not the best movie you could have went to see at that time, I think a lot of its bad ratings came … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: EVAN ALMIGHTY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $29.99RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 96 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• Outtakes• Animals On Set Two By Two• Animal Roundup Game• Steve Carrell Unscripted• The Ark-itects Of Noah’s ArkThe PitchEvan Baxter is tasked by God to build an ark in order to save the entire animal kingdom from a flood of … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PIXAR SHORT FILMS COLLECTION (Vol. 1)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $29.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 54 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • A Short History of Pixar• Director Commentaries• Four Sesame Street shorts featuring Luxo Jr. The Pitch Everyone likes cartoons, even if they’re drawn by computers! Now give us thirty bucks. The Humans Director(s): John Lasseter; Jan Pinkava; Ralph Eggleston; Pete … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TAKASHI MIIKE’S GRAVEYARD OF HONOR

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: AnimEigoMSRP: $24.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 131 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Making-of featurette• Premiere Special• Press release interviews• Image gallery and trailers The Pitch A Japanese gangland tale done with realism as the core value. That is: no glamour. No style. No fun. The Humans Director: Takashi Miike Actors: Goro Kishitani; … Continue reading