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THE SPECIAL EDITION: COMING SOON

With the sequel to National Treasure coming our way this Christmas, it is only natural that we would get a new special edition of the original Nic Cage flick. Cage stars as a treasure hunter seeking a mystical treasure that has been passed down through generations. The film turned out to be a very fun … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WWE SUMMERSLAM 2007

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: WWEMSRP: $24.95RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 180 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Smackdown! 8/17/07 – Kane vs. Khali excerpt• Raw 8/27/07 – Carlito’s Cabana w/ Triple H excerpt The Pitch It’s WWE’s biggest party of the summer…at least the one not involving drugs, hookers, etc… The Humans Vince McMahon, John Cena, Randy Orton, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HOLLOW MAN (DIRECTOR’S CUT)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE FOR REGULAR. HERE FOR BLU-RAY.STUDIO: Sony/ColumbiaMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 119 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Anatomy of a Thriller Fleshing out the Hollow Man Picture in Picture Comparisons The Pitch You can’t see Kevin Bacon! The Humans Kevin Bacon. Elizabeth Shue. Josh Brolin. Greg Grunberg. Rhona Mitra. Kim Dickens. Joey Slotnick. … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 10.09.07

This week it is quick and to the point. Surfs Up SPECIAL FEATURES “The ChubbChubbs Save XMAS” – All-New Animated Short! Surf’s Up Pinball Game Lost Scenes with optional filmmaker intros Music Video – Ms. Lauryn Hill “Lose Myself” Meet the Penguins with Mario Cantone All Together Now: The Surf’s Up Voice Sessions Arnold’s Zurfinary … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SILVER SPOONS SEASON 1

See that cave ’round back? Joey Lawrence used to live there in the lean years. BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Sony PicturesMSRP: $29.95RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 536 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch A boy and his father discover when it comes to growing up, being filthy rich… helps. The Humans Rick Schroder (Lonesome … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BROTHERS & SISTERS – SEASON 1

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Buena Vista Home Entertainment / TouchstoneMSRP: $39.99RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 988 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Bonus Episode: A Different View of the Walkers Walker Family Tree: The Story Behind The Making of the Compelling New Series Behind the Scenes With the Brothers: Exclusive Set Tour with Stars Balthazar, Dave and … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BOSS OF IT ALL, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  IFCMSRP: $24.95RATED:  NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME:  96 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• The Actors (and the Journalist) Of It All• The Foreigners Of It All• The Making of The Boss Of It All• The Director Of It All• Automavision: The New Dogma The Pitch IMDB’s keywords:Sex / Getaway / Email / Anal Sex … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: FUNNY FACE – 50TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $14.99RATED:  UNRATEDRUNNING TIME:  103 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• The Fashion Daughter and His Muse• Parisian Dreams• Paramount in the ‘50’s: Retrospective Featurette• Photo Gallery• Theatrical Trailer The Pitch Sit back and enjoy a lesser work by some major talents. The Humans Fred (Easter Parade, Carefree, Broadway Melody of … Continue reading