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DVD REVIEW: STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO (SEASON ONE, VOLUME TWO), THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ParamountMSRP: $38.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 672 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• NoneThe Pitch“It’s Bullet meets Karl Malden’s huge schnozz and Michael Douglas’ raging hard-on!”The HumansKarl Malden, Michael DouglasThe NutshellWhen it comes to tough law enforcement, look no further than Detectives Stone and Keller! These two get the bad guys, every time, on the … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: JUNGLE BOOK (SPECIAL EDITION), THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $29.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 78 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Audio Commentary with Richard Sherman, Andreas Deja, Bruce Reitherman, and archival interviews with Larry Clemmons, Ollie Johnston, and Wolfgang Reitherman• “I Wan’na be Like You Music Video” by Jonas Brothers• Baloo’s Virtual Swingin’ Jungle Cruise• DisneyPedia: Junglemania!• The Jungle Book: Fun with … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW – SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER – COLLECTOR’S EDITION

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $19.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 118 minSPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary by Director John Badham Catching the Fever A 30 Year Legacy Making Soundtrack History Platforms and Polyester Deejays and Discos Spotlight on Travolta Back to Bay Ridge Dance Like Travolta with John Cassese Fever Challebge! ‘70s Discopedia The Pitch … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CHILL OUT, SCOOBY DOO

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $15.99RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 73 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Scooby Doo’s Shangri-La Showdown• Pirates Song Music Video• Deleted scene• TrailersThe Pitch The Scooby Gang are on the case when a Yeti is making things abominable for everybody on Mt. Everest. The Humans & Dog Fred, Velma, Daphne, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TWILIGHT ZONE – THE MOVIE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.98RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 101 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Trailer The Pitch Classic show gets big screen treatment by mid-80’s Hollywood legends. The Humans Vic Morrow. Scatman Crothers. Dan Ackroyd. Albert Brooks. Kathleen Quinlan. Kevin McCarthy. John Lithgow. Wing Gremlin. Not Available for the Sequel Vic Morrow. Scatman Crothers. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER – THE ARREST

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: A&E Home VideoMSRP: $12.95RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 94 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted Scenes• Year of the Dog Episode The Pitch The hunter becomes the hunted when Dog the Bounty Hunter is placed under arrest and thrown into jail. Torn between his duty to his family and his duty as … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: MASTERS OF HORROR: THE WASHINGTONIANS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!MSRP: $14.98RATED: NRSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feast on This: The Making of the Washingtonians• Wigs, Teeth and Power! The Makeup Effects of the Washingtonians• Audio Commentarry with Director Peter Medak and Writer/Star Jonathan Schaech• Screenplay and Photo Gallery The Pitch A family discovers a shocking secret about George Washington and is attacked … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: MAX LUCADO 3:16 STORIES OF HOPE

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 60 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Short Film: Wherever You Are The Pitch Prepare to have a Bible verse smashed over your head over and over and over … The Humans Max Lucado, Katherine Fisher, Eric Williams The Nutshell Max Lucado uses the Bible verse of John 3:16 to … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TRANSFORMERS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE FOR REGULAR. HERE FOR HD-DVD.STUDIO: DreamworksMSRP: $36.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 143 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Audio Commentary by Michael Bay The Story Sparks – Steven Spielberg discusses his love for the franchise and early concept art for the film. Explores how the writers adapted the cartoon into a live-action movie and … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: 28 WEEK’S LATER

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: 20th Century FoxMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 113 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary by Juan Carlos Fresnadillo and Enrique Lopez Lavigne Deleted Scenes with optional commentary by Juan Carlos Fresnadillo and Enrique Lopez Lavigne Code Red: Making of 28 Weeks Later The Infected Getting Into the Action 28 Days Later: The Aftermath – … Continue reading