Master Control Program

CHUD.com’s video game column, chaired by Cav Gallagher and his staff of inglorious gaming bastards, MCP is where you come to discuss the very best the console, PC, and handheld realms have to offer with varying levels of wit, verve, and, occasionally, pure, seething, psychotic venomous hate. If you fancy yourself a gamer, you’ve come to the right place. Press Start To Continue.

MCP: RANDOM SETTING – 1.11.08

Glad to see that the gaming news machine has recovered from its holiday hangover and begun to churn once again. Hopefully the money will arrive a little sooner than the games. Earlier this week, Gamefly launched a beta service which will allow customers to trade in used games for credits on the service. As I’ve … Continue reading

MCP: SOUL CALIBUR 4: THE FORCE UNLEASHED?

Back when Soul Calibur 2 was released, it came with exclusive characters for each system. The Gamecube got fairy-boy Link to dance around in his green elf pants, the Xbox got a capeless Michael Jai White version of Spawn, and PS2 owners got the biggest who-gives-a-fuck character, Hitachi from Tekken.At this year’s CES, it was … Continue reading

MCP REVIEW: SAM & MAX- MOAI BETTER BLUES

BUY THE FIRST SEASON AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!PLATFORM: PCESRB RATING: N/APUBLISHER: Telltale Games, GametapDEVELOPER: Telltale Games The second episode of the second season of Sam and Max continues with our anthropomorphic heroes… taking a vacation to Easter Island?THE PITCHAfter defeating the demon that’s possessed Santa up at the North Pole and returning home to their … Continue reading

MCP: WEEKLY GAME FIX- 1/07/08

Ahhh, here are the games! Sorta. Finally we have some titles worth… well, at least worth a rent. Harvey Birdman is on the top of my list this week, if only because of how strong Phoenix Wright is. Plus, we’ve got at least one forgotten classic and one possible new one on the downloadable front. … Continue reading

MCP: BULLY FOR YOU

Bully hit the PS2 at the wrong time. When everyone’s eyes were focused on the next generation of consoles, Rockstar’s game came and went in October 2006 without much of an impression. Not even screenshots of boys kissing boys could inspire their usual level of controversy, and while the game did well, a whole lot … Continue reading

MCP: NEW STRANGLEHOLD MAPS HIT

Does anyone out there still play Stranglehold online? Anyone? The John Woo game was pretty fun for what it was (my review here) and yeah, the online multiplayer was decent. Unfortunately there were also a lot of glitches and lag to be found, along with quite a limited selection of levels and game modes, so … Continue reading

MCP REVIEW: WII ZAPPER AND LINK’S CROSSBOW TRAINING

BUY THE GAME AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!PLATFORM: WiiESRB RATING: EPUBLISHER: NintendoDEVELOPER: Nintendo When watching Nintendo’s E3 presentation I was amazed by the idea of the Wii Zapper. A perfect accessory to a console that is perfect for shooting games. I couldn’t wait for it to hit the market. After my holiday hiatus (meaning: let someone else, for once, foot … Continue reading

MCP: XBOX DEAD

If you’re an Xbox 360 owner, chances are you’re aware of how crappy the service has been over the last few weeks. At times it’s been impossible to connect to the network at all, and it couldn’t have happened at a worse time. Most people were off from work/school and loaded with gifts from the … Continue reading