Master Control Program

CHUD.com’s video game column, chaired by Cav Gallagher and his staff of inglorious gaming bastards, MCP is where you come to discuss the very best the console, PC, and handheld realms have to offer with varying levels of wit, verve, and, occasionally, pure, seething, psychotic venomous hate. If you fancy yourself a gamer, you’ve come to the right place. Press Start To Continue.

MCP REVIEW: LOONEY TUNES- DUCK AMUCK

BUY IT HERE AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!PLATFORM: Nintendo DSESRB RATING: EPUBLISHER: WayForward TechnologiesDEVELOPER: Warner Bros. Games THE PITCHYou all know the classic Merrie Melodies cartoon, Duck Amuck. Daffy Duck’s pitted against a vicious animator who messes with him at every turn. He gets erased, disfigured, blown up, and just horribly, horribly tortured… and at the … Continue reading

MCP: ADVANCE WARS GETS RUINED

If you still haven’t experienced the beauty of Advance Wars, make sure to pick up a copy. The series has 3 titles so far, two for the Game Boy Advance and one for the DS, and they’re some of the most fulfilling handheld strategy games you’ll ever play… besides the DS Age of Empires, of … Continue reading

MCP: WEEKLY GAME FIX- 12/17/07

Hey everyone. This is the start of a new feature for Master Control Program, where every week we’ll take a look at the upcoming releases. Hope you enjoy it, and fling any questions or comments you’ve got my way. I’ll read’m all!Monday, December 17th, 2007 MX vs. ATV Untamed (Xbox 360, PS3, PS2, PSP, DS)Buy … Continue reading

MCP: BURNOUT’S A PARADISE

I hate racing games. Why the hell anyone would want to simulate driving confuses me… simply because I don’t find anything exciting about driving around a track correctly. The fact that some people find tweaking every bolt in a Gran Turismo car a thrill scares me. Every racing game I’ve ever played with my friends … Continue reading

MCP: NEW MAPS FOR YOUR ASS

Yesterday 3 new maps for Halo 3 went on sale on the Xbox 360 marketplace, bundled together and dubbed "The Heroic Pack". The official line: "Standoff’s symmetrical valley, with its entrenched bases and fields of boulders is ideal for mid-sized objective and Slayer game types, while Rat’s Nest’s vast, labyrinthine passages bring something new to … Continue reading

MCP: THE DEVIL MAY BE A LITTLE GIRL

Today Capcom released a whole bunch of new pics from Devil May Cry 4, the latest in the sword and gun slingin’ series. The picture above shows off Dante’s new weapon, Lucifer. That red rose between his teeth? No, he doesn’t think he’s fighting bulls, that’s part of his weapon. When he throws the rose, … Continue reading